I'm trying to make val my wife.
She will chew your dick off and then vomit some insults. But there is a way to at least make her word-vomit entertaining, to give her... erm...
special flavor, IYKWIM.
Just be careful - those nuggets do be hella spicy.
P.S. Like fucking everything KFC makes. Like, common, are you trying to feed me or to give me stomach ulcer? My gastritis can't take that much pepper. And the brown alarm afterwards! Oh, the brown alarm afterwards... It feels like I'd be an astronaut if I wouldn't be holding onto the cabin. Whoosh! - major Tom to Ground Control, I am exiting the orbit of Jupiter right now! Send the cleaning crew to the launch pad! And make them wear full hazmat suits!