Dragon59

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If you're gonna try to make me eat a "Hawaiian Pizza", then be authentic: Hawaii wouldn't use Canadian "bacon", they'd use SPAM (and maybe real bacon ;)). And, while I'll eat it, I'm not a fan of American "pepperoni" that much either = give me real Capacola, Posciutto, Sopprasatta or Bresaola. American pepperoni could get you whacked in Italy. :ROFLMAO:
Gabagool! A Soprano style pizza!
Of course, it's not really Hawaiian Pizza, it's Hawaiian style pizza as envisioned by a Greek immigrant to Canada. I've seen more authentic attempts using Kahlua Pork, though Spam would also be appropriate.
 
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The game is so confusing without the incest patch. Especially because of the different characters in different timelines.
I don't use the patch and I'm not confused, so what's so confusing? As far as I can tell, there aren't different characters in the two timelines. They all seem to be accounted for, except the second waitress at the diner and the one who helps run the power plant. Those two haven't shown up in the 2019 timeline. Could be wrong, though.
 
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If you're gonna try to make me eat a "Hawaiian Pizza", then be authentic: Hawaii wouldn't use Canadian "bacon", they'd use SPAM (and maybe real bacon ;)). And, while I'll eat it, I'm not a fan of American "pepperoni" that much either = give me real Capacola, Posciutto, Sopprasatta or Bresaola. American pepperoni could get you whacked in Italy. :ROFLMAO:
Gabagool! A Soprano style pizza!
Of course, it's not really Hawaiian Pizza, it's Hawaiian style pizza as envisioned by a Greek immigrant to Canada. I've seen more authentic attempts using Kahlua Pork, though Spam would also be appropriate.
Thank god I'm both Eastern European and Latin then. Our Pizzas are so well made even the "Hawaiian" ones taste good.
+I feel like the Hawaiian Pizza is how the Greeks took revenge for the whole "Muso's Rome project" in the 40's

The game is so confusing without the incest patch. Especially because of the different characters in different timelines.
The confusion adds extra flavor to the emotional damage
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Yep, that was the reference :) Hence why Riley isn't best girl. Fight me :whistle:
OK BIG GUY! Load up MW2, THE ORIGINAL MW2 and let's have a gentleman's brawl on Rust like real men!
 
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Dylan741

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But that doesn't seem to be what gets used here - it's some bastardization that is practically plastic. Maybe that's how it started, but that isn't what it is now, at least on a broad scale. Kind of like "Bologna", which is supposed to emulate Mortadella, but comes up way short.

And if you were to order "pepperoni" on your pizza in Italy, you'd get the peppers, not the meat. Of course, first you'd get a weird look.
It is indeed, the most similar spiced salami that could be used is the 'Nduja from Calabria.... But if you were to order something like that in Italy on a pizza, you would still get very weird look I think, unless you order it in Calabria.... :sneaky: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

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It is indeed, the most similar spiced salami that could be used is the 'Nduja from Calabria.... But if you were to order something like that in Italy on a pizza, you would still get very weird look I think, unless you order it in Calabria.... :sneaky: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Personally I don't care if I get weird looks or am ordering things the wrong way... I order what tastes good to me, and if someone is gonna give me a hard time they can get stuffed and I'll spend my money elsewhere.

I'm not wild about Canadian bacon though, so I only add pineapple if I can have regular bacon and some artichoke hearts too for a bit of the sour to go with sweet and salty it's nice (wife's preferred pizza). I personally go pepperoni bacon black olive and mushroom, with bufallo sauce instead of tomato. Or white sauce bit add either nits of buffalo chicken or banana peppers for a wee bit of spice. Tomato sauce doesn't really do much for me.

Eat what you like oh pineapple lovers of the world, may your fruit of choice always eat you back!
 

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Personally I don't care if I get weird looks or am ordering things the wrong way... I order what tastes good to me, and if someone is gonna give me a hard time they can get stuffed and I'll spend my money elsewhere.

I'm not wild about Canadian bacon though, so I only add pineapple if I can have regular bacon and some artichoke hearts too for a bit of the sour to go with sweet and salty it's nice (wife's preferred pizza). I personally go pepperoni bacon black olive and mushroom, with bufallo sauce instead of tomato. Or white sauce bit add either nits of buffalo chicken or banana peppers for a wee bit of spice. Tomato sauce doesn't really do much for me.

Eat what you like oh pineapple lovers of the world, may your fruit of choice always eat you back!
Couldn't agree more. :) (y)
 

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That's what happens when a developer has to make an alternate to satisfy Patreon's rules. Usually, the developer's heart isn't in it, so some confusion in execution is to be expected.
Yup Ipatches tend to be mandatory these days for any semblance of narrative cohesion.

The confusion adds extra flavor to the emotional
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What?
What are you smoking?
No seriously What are you smoking and where can I get some?
It was supposed to say "emotional damage" but I refreshed the page before posting so "damage" didn't save for some reason.
So thanks! :cool:(y)
 
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Is it possible to have sex with Skylar?
Honestly that would be nice, but I don't think you're able to since I tried every way to find her sex scene(or I just can't find it cuz bad) maybe it's not included in the game yet since it's still updating, but I think that would appear in the future. As of now we have to wait for an update for that to happen. #skylarbestgrillnocyap
 
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No he can do that if he contact a sex doll manufacturer who can make a custom doll for him looking like skylar:WeSmart:
Those days will be here soon. Add tie ins with your favorite VA's (or black-market creations replicating the voices of favorite actresses) and pick your personality type and you could end up with a sassy Skylar who tells you about how much she likes Jessica and how they do kissing practice... all in Anne Hathaway's voice.
 
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