Oscar: Son, the entire world has been destroyed in nuclear war. This is little hope for any survivors or any kind of civilisation. The wasteland will be filled with mutants and raiders, if they managed to survive the nuclear fallout. We are the last bastion of humanity... There's no easy way to put this, but you
must fuck and impregnate your mother and sisters, and repopulate the Earth.
MC: But Father, I have been to the surface many times, there are plenty of survivors around, they have even built a town nearby! Better still they have developed a drug that makes you immune to radiation, and it could potentially make you permanently immune! I don't understand!
Oscar: ...... Please fuck my wife, okay?
S.H.E.L.T.E.R, or
One Valiant Cuckhold's Attempt To Find A Bull In A Strange New World