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@viewfinderlife If you enjoyed House Arrest, then you will love Solvalley. It takes all the great things about House Arrest and makes them even better (although I doubt anything will ever surpass the hilarity of Joel using his coffee mug to cover himself when the exchange students broke into his house! Tears were streaming down my face! :ROFLMAO: )
 

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But it is undeniable that the appeal of the game is for a more restricted audience. That's why I don't like to recommend Solvalley to anyone, this style of game ends up generating very polarized opinions, or people really like uncompromising and unpretentious style, or people hate it because the game does not follow an established standard.
I can understand that sense of responsibility to your audience and I commend you for having it. That shows you care about your work on more than simply a monetary level. On the other hand, this game falls squarely into the comedy genre and humor can be so subjective, especially in this day and age when it seems like everyone is looking to be outraged or offended.

At the risk of making a hyperbolic comparison, your work reminds me of the Farrelly Brothers (Dumb and Dumber, There's Something About Mary, etc); it deals in preposterous events and politically incorrect humor but it never feels mean-spirited and it always belies a deeper insight into the human condition. You clearly care about your characters and it shows.

But I understand that some people just want to beat off. In the end, no one really has an excuse for going into your game blind or anything else for that matter. The internet is overstuffed with everyone's fucking opinion on every fucking thing. Anyone who ends up feeling disappointed or misled by Solvalley is simply not doing their due diligence. This game thread is 100 pages long and contains 42 reviews. I might be crazy but I suspect somewhere in all of that noise is an accurate description of what to expect from your game. But hey, some people need to be told that a TV dinner coming out of a microwave is gonna be hot, so I'm probably just underestimating how committed some people are to being the laziest fucks they can possibly be. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway, I think I've sucked your dick enough for one night. Get back to work on that threesome scene between Alex, Sarah, and her mother (fingers crossed that I'm right about that). Seriously though, thanks for being an engaging and nice dev. (y)
 
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@viewfinderlife If you enjoyed House Arrest, then you will love Solvalley. It takes all the great things about House Arrest and makes them even better (although I doubt anything will ever surpass the hilarity of Joel using his coffee mug to cover himself when the exchange students broke into his house! Tears were streaming down my face! :ROFLMAO: )
That shit and similar jokes had me loving the game.
 

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@TK8000 or anyone? I'm having a problem with following up with Mary after the beach scene, is that content not available or is it a bug? I'm supposed to have her number but there is no option to call her. any help would be groot
 

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@TK8000 Actually , I played a lot of Honey select games . but i would say Solvalleyschool is my favorite . the goofiness of it , the weirdness makes it a pretty enjoyable game . i loved playing it and i'm looking forward to future updates
 

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@TK8000 Actually , I played a lot of Honey select games . but i would say Solvalleyschool is my favorite . the goofiness of it , the weirdness makes it a pretty enjoyable game . i loved playing it and i'm looking forward to future updates
Yo what are some of these other honey select games? I like being able to take the character cards from em and throw on honey select to have more fun with lol.
 

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@TK8000 or anyone? I'm having a problem with following up with Mary after the beach scene, is that content not available or is it a bug? I'm supposed to have her number but there is no option to call her. any help would be groot
You can't yet. I'm closing all the storylines now and I'm going to try to dedicate myself to Mary, Alanna and the other Girl from Photo Studio (Monica) in the next update.
 
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Solvalley School is amazing and by far the best game I've ever played on this site and better than your other 2 games even though it looks worse than House Arrest. Only possible complaint could be the bad english at places.
 

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You can't yet. I'm closing all the storylines now and I'm going to try to dedicate myself to Mary, Alanna and the other Girl from Photo Studio (Monica) in the next update.
Do you mean the next update that's supposed to come out today (or in the next few days) or the one following that one?
 

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Need help with the character cards. I dropped them in my honey select character card folder thing, but none of them pop up in game? do i need mods? is it only compatible with an older version of honey select?

ive pasted cards in the game before and they work, they will sometimes look messed up because i dont have all the mods, but they still show up, and these don't, why?
 

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Do you mean the next update that's supposed to come out today (or in the next few days) or the one following that one?
The following one.

Need help with the character cards. I dropped them in my honey select character card folder thing, but none of them pop up in game? do i need mods? is it only compatible with an older version of honey select?



ive pasted cards in the game before and they work, they will sometimes look messed up because i dont have all the mods, but they still show up, and these don't, why?
If you have the Honey Select Party then all the cards should work (but you need to edit all to trim the skin tones).
 

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The following one.



If you have the Honey Select Party then all the cards should work (but you need to edit all to trim the skin tones).
Thanks! But uh I hardly know anything about honey select tbh so what's party? Is it like the first honey select or something? A mod?
 

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any new update on the release?
I'm working on the last scene of the update (Adrianna and Sarah). I predict that I can finish everything with another 4 or 5 hours of work. But at this very moment I stopped working because of a particular problem. I'll try to resume later for the download to be available tomorrow at my Patreon.

Thanks! But uh I hardly know anything about honey select tbh so what's party? Is it like the first honey select or something? A mod?
Honey Select Party is the latest version of the game + DLC. If you enter the game, "Party" should appear written on the home screen.
 

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I'm working on the last scene of the update (Adrianna and Sarah). I predict that I can finish everything with another 4 or 5 hours of work. But at this very moment I stopped working because of a particular problem. I'll try to resume later for the download to be available tomorrow at my Patreon.



Honey Select Party is the latest version of the game + DLC. If you enter the game, "Party" should appear written on the home screen.
np was just asking and plz watch your health we love the games and last thing we would want is you not being able to do them anymore do to it also thanks for all the time you put in to them and sharing your love with us
 

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@viewfinderlife If you enjoyed House Arrest, then you will love Solvalley. It takes all the great things about House Arrest and makes them even better (although I doubt anything will ever surpass the hilarity of Joel using his coffee mug to cover himself when the exchange students broke into his house! Tears were streaming down my face! :ROFLMAO: )
He used his dick to hold the mug i all most fell on my ass just thinking what the hell did he just use his dick as a table top and he did its slap stick comedy like this that games need nowadays because of all the BS going around in the world
 

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TK 8000 posted
I'm testing Solvalley right now




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Hello! I finally "finished" Solvalley's next update. I'm going to get some sleep and tomorrow I'm going to test all the events, make the necessary corrections and put them here at Patreon.
Sorry for the delay, but my idea of working simultaneously on the Solvalley and House Arrest updates was not very clever. However, in compensation the new House Arrest update is almost ready too and should appear in a few days.
Then I will retake HS Tutor.

Ports for Android will get easier!
The Renpy creator (engine I use to create my games) announced 2 days ago that the "focus_mask" function will become compatible with Android.
For those who don't know, I use this function in HS Tutor and Solvalley and that's why I did not make ports for Android until recently. Now the ports will get easier,
Unfortunately the announcement came a little late and I ended up losing several days making an unnecessary port for HS Tutor. But I'll keep the modifications I made because even if they are not strictly necessary for HS Tutor run on Android anymore, at least they make the game perform better.

A sad thing
As I said at the beginning of this post, I just need to test and adjust the final details for the new version of Solvalley to become public. After making the new version available here on my page (next 24 hours?), I'm going to stay for a few days away because of a sad thing that happened in my family.
 
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