Makes me sad to hear this. When I first played through the game, incest was pretty consistent, and step-cest nonsense was nowhere to be found. Of course, this was years ago. If this has changed, I expect that is the price of fame, since the Dev and his games have become more popular.
So, we need a relationship Namer, like his current game, HS Tutor has, or we need a hero to give us a consistent Ipatch.

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Actually, looking at HS Tutor, it appears to have a patch, so I guess we need one of those for this game.