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Surely. Sex in the next update.No sex, maybe in the next update, but until then, there is a huge BBC in the shower, the size of MC's arm.
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HUUU... just got a letter from my Sweet Sasha!
"warscared i write to you to tell of what as come to pass
so you may never doubt my love so...now,
has the island of the sea are laid in waste,
these Bella man away you have chased,
and you my wild wolf by daylight roams,
trough their deserted silent homes,
few had the bravery to now withstand,
the fury of your brave sword hand,
as helms burst and shields burst,
as fear on its balance filled the air,
the cries and the deaths terrific sound,
red flashing in the southern sky,
clear as flames have been brought high,
from fair Van Halen lofty towers,
unholy fires now laid them poor
and showns the house is now made silent rain
and in terror scour in forest and plain
seeking the forest as deep as a glen
to house with wolves and escape your man
but few are they who escaped to tell
for sorrow warn the people fell
the only captives from the fray
where lovely maidens lead away,
and in wild terror to the strand
down to your ships their length ban
the fairhaired girls are roughly driven
and their soft skins in iron riven...
the nami`s lay humbled
the Mila´s lay shunned
The Amber´s lay nude
and the Bella are laid to everyone!
such is the story of your conquest of SG my beloved warscared, i wrote these verses in your honor and to prove my love for you!
forever yours
Sasha"
FUCKING HELL MY GIRLS CAN WRITE POETRY!
Anyway this reminds me of the good old days, i had an enemy that i could not murder... i mean butcher... i mean kill in honorable duel without inciting the rest of my followers into open revolt, me being such an agreeable person i hate when my men do not love me so.... my poor bleeding heart forgive the treacherous cunt time and time again, then i gifted this brave warrior for all his "valor" one of my bravest housekarls, he was named Leroy Jenkins ... lets just say that i had planed an invasion into perfection... but the illiterate fools attacked 2 days too soon ... their entire host got crushed and killed and my enemies laughed at me over my defeat... they celebrated for 2 days when my main army caught them drunk and unprepared!
the idiots had assumed that the vanguard with Leroy was my main army and got drunk celebrating.... should not have sent all my wine and mead stocks with the vanguard....
"warscared i write to you to tell of what as come to pass
so you may never doubt my love so...now,
has the island of the sea are laid in waste,
these Bella man away you have chased,
and you my wild wolf by daylight roams,
trough their deserted silent homes,
few had the bravery to now withstand,
the fury of your brave sword hand,
as helms burst and shields burst,
as fear on its balance filled the air,
the cries and the deaths terrific sound,
red flashing in the southern sky,
clear as flames have been brought high,
from fair Van Halen lofty towers,
unholy fires now laid them poor
and showns the house is now made silent rain
and in terror scour in forest and plain
seeking the forest as deep as a glen
to house with wolves and escape your man
but few are they who escaped to tell
for sorrow warn the people fell
the only captives from the fray
where lovely maidens lead away,
and in wild terror to the strand
down to your ships their length ban
the fairhaired girls are roughly driven
and their soft skins in iron riven...
the nami`s lay humbled
the Mila´s lay shunned
The Amber´s lay nude
and the Bella are laid to everyone!
such is the story of your conquest of SG my beloved warscared, i wrote these verses in your honor and to prove my love for you!
forever yours
Sasha"
FUCKING HELL MY GIRLS CAN WRITE POETRY!
Anyway this reminds me of the good old days, i had an enemy that i could not murder... i mean butcher... i mean kill in honorable duel without inciting the rest of my followers into open revolt, me being such an agreeable person i hate when my men do not love me so.... my poor bleeding heart forgive the treacherous cunt time and time again, then i gifted this brave warrior for all his "valor" one of my bravest housekarls, he was named Leroy Jenkins ... lets just say that i had planed an invasion into perfection... but the illiterate fools attacked 2 days too soon ... their entire host got crushed and killed and my enemies laughed at me over my defeat... they celebrated for 2 days when my main army caught them drunk and unprepared!
the idiots had assumed that the vanguard with Leroy was my main army and got drunk celebrating.... should not have sent all my wine and mead stocks with the vanguard....
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Warscared SASHA IS LOVE!
Team Sasha Power, THIS IS SASHA!!!
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Of course, following this example..... later on Warscared and Team Sascha get completely wiped from the face of the earth by the other teams......
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this may be your best joke yet!
herm did you see the movie up until the end? Because that persian cunt did not just got his asscheek penetrated by a spartan spear he lost his entire army at Marathon the strenght of 10.000 Sashans suported by 30.000 helots... herm i mean free greeks ...aka as future helots.... kicked his 250.000 faggot Bellans and Namians teeth in and pushed their shit inn... and we all know that if there was a people up for pushing other dudes shit in were the greeks...Of course, following this example..... later on Warscared and Team Sascha get completely wiped from the face of the earth by the other teams......
see thats the problem with you Namians... yes the Bellians get lost in translation and their clips always show the bad dudes ans they fail to realise the diference!
as for you Namians you always skip the ending... must be why Nami is so miserable you always lack the last 1-2 inches to finish the job... could also explain why you pick red heads overall... redheads are more sensitive to pain up to 95% then average girls so dudes with short of slick dicks over compensate by using the red heads... the souless ones... i guess its the devil playing into your insecurities!
Also all of this from a simple love poem?
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probably in this game and sex will just be a background for a dialogue about some very important thing
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I'll admit I haven't seen the movie since it came out, but Leonidas.....um....."Team Sascha" still get's killed in a rain of arrows, I do remember that.
Nami was reading some Robert Burns (unlike the blondes, she's quite a cultured scholar) and after Sascha's pitiful poetry she fired this off to Team Nami:
Oh my hair is like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June;
My love for you is a melody
That's sweetly played in tune
So fair art thou, my handsome Lad
So deep in love am I;
I know you love me too my dear,
Those bitches gonna cry
The other teams, you see my dear,
Will quiver and then cum
When in hot pants I show my rear
And display my pert round bum
Oh, fare thee well my only Love!
I have these girls to rule
Whip in hand with silken glove
To beat them like a mule!
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love the poem but her face holding a whip... it reminds me of my old deceased grandmother 1st time she held a cell phone not sure what the fuck was that cute plastic rectangular thing!
she is so unsure and insecure on what she is supposed to do with that!
Also that poem is for peace times. not sure if you looked around but this is waifus war so we all know Nami is gonna run and bail on you and get preggers and beg for her unborn child life!
you know your girl as not an ounce of dominatrix in her, she would probably be more comfortable being tied to an X and being whipped then actually doing the whipping... not to mention she would probably love the attention if it was done publicly but even privately she is such a slut that she feels great being put in her place as a pain toy for the enjoyment of her betters!
Besides she is the MC`S sister, Nojiko will not like the incest aspect of things!
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No, Sashans get wiped out at Battle of Thermopylae.
It was united forces of Namians, Bellans and other SG teams, who defeated army of horny fappers at battle of Marathon and saved SG from their demand of stupid fapping content.
We will never forget your sacrifice to protect this game as story based with proper relationship building and we will compose ballad about your glorious death.
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oh yeah that's nothing
you can keep your poems
Bella and I show our affection with gifts and mementos
and our actions
look at this Bella gave me this for our anniversary it's a dog collar and chain with my name on it engrave in gold
now that's love
and look what I gave Bella for our anniversary it's a new Whip and that's real leather
Bella can kill a fly on my ear with that whip
look at this broken champagne bottle
Bella got drunk she thought I was flirting with another girl
there was no other girl I was looking for boots on a mannequin to
buy for her
anyway she tried to kill me with a broken champagne bottle
and the whole time I was thinking I have to marry this girl
she must really love me if she's willing to kill me
god i am the luckiest man on earth
when she realized it was a mannequin
she started to kiss me
well basically she fuck my brains out
I miss her so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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She doesn't need to scowl and snarl, she's not a dominatrix - she's a warrior. She uses the whip on unworthy opponents like a surgeon uses a scalpel. Many people have wondered where Sascha got that scar......
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herm about sasha scar... i can assure you it was not Nami... so do not try to create myths where they are not there!
nope 300 sashans died there where still 10.000 left! and they made up the right wing of the shieldwall that defeated the Persians at marathon!
technically at Thermopylae there where also 1500 achaens and 1500 other Greeks! although the most despicable ones where the ones in charge of the pass that got drunk and slept and where surprised by the Persians! had they not been caught off guard and they should have been able to hold the pass with their numbers for months!
the Persians only 2 routes left was to trace back and go trough epirus which ofc would mean tens of thousands of dead by attrition on the mountainous terrain or do an amphibian landing behind the sashan lines which was what everyone assumed would happen, forcing a naval batle with the combined Greek navy being led by the Athenians!
they had more then enough men to hold on for a month but once the path was breached and there was no way to prevent an encirclement the Spartans a few other volunteers including spartan Helots choose to stay and delay them as they regrouped and the holy festivities that where being held in honor of Athena the goddess of war (who was also honored in Sparta) would finish and Sparta could get their entire army on the field! do remember that at that time Sparta had dominion over most of the Peloponnese so the Spartans could gather thousands of men armies, if we assume the homoi also joined spartan might have even sent up to 20.000 warriors!
the homoi where the free citizens of Sparta who had finished the agoge but where not wealthy enough to pay the barracks toll/fee and therefore could not be counted as full spartan citizens!
the scene on the movie with the Persian gold showed what would become the downfall of Sparta, once greed was introduced the small plot of lands with a helot family that could normally be enough to pay for a spartan warrior stopped being enough and marriages started being made to accumulate wealth instead of allowing the biggest number of warriors to be fielded! So the toll where artificially risen by the ephors and the assembly of elders to kick out the poorest of the spartioi and since only full citizens could hold land the richer families snatched a big chunk.... combine that with a warrior society where women could inherit and where as before a widow would immediately marry normally to an homoi or a spartan who had more then 2 children... the spartan widows started to stay single and leave everything to a single child normally married to a family who only had daughters! eventually the spartan heiresses became the true power behind the spartan state and corruption took hold restricting citizenship!
without citizenship the homoi where relegated not to a reserve warrior pool but to the role of craftsman and merchants and therefore their children lost the right to participate in the agoge !
this massive decline in the recruitment pool meant the loss of several helot colonies such as the cities of argos or megara which meant lost land and therefore more men could not be considered citizens until they reached a point where Sparta could not muster more then 1500 warriors!
and do not get me wrong spartan women where not considered full citizens until they had given birth to a true spartan... that meant they could no longer marry homoi whose past 2 generations where not made up of full citizens! but if they had daughters aslong as they where married to a full spartan citizen they kept their rights and therefore their lands and wealth!
the true meaning of Thermopylae is because they choose to stay knowing there was no hope and none would survive!
DUDE!
its only cheating if you lie! Sasha knows my entire life and she is ok with it! as long as in the end of the day i lay with her she as no issues!Because I could only give one response to your post, here are the rest
Oh, I already knew Nami liked a good spanking and you must admit Warscared is quite a dashing fellow, but you see she is corrupting him away from Sascha - making him cheat on her! What will Sascha say when she finds out he's been fondling Nami's naked backside!!?!?!
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Oh NO!! She's already hit him so hard it's turned his head around! Now the "Penalty Kick"!!!!! Red card for Warscared!
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that's right I said what I said I'm not even sorry I meant every word don't you dare try to play the moral High ground with me
mister I'm strong enough to destroy an entire city if I wanted to
and my only rival is a chocolate vampire
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Because I could only give one response to your post, here are the restI guess this thread couldn't bear the power of Goddes Sasha.
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Oh, I already knew Nami liked a good spanking and you must admit Warscared is quite a dashing fellow, but you see she is corrupting him away from Sascha - making him cheat on her! What will Sascha say when she finds out he's been fondling Nami's naked backside!!?!?!
Oh NO!! She's already hit him so hard it's turned his head around! Now the "Penalty Kick"!!!!! Red card for Warscared!
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On second thought, let's not go to Camelot the Summer's Gone thread, 'tis a silly place.
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You kidding, right?!
I've seen Ahysel do unbelievable things with my own eyes brother. Last week he fought a big grizzly bear without any sort of weapons! BUT WITH HIS BARE HANDS! You'll lose in seconds brother, hell! You'll lose even before you start.
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I know that whip the Lash master 1000
it's the old model
it lame
it's barely left marks on your back I mean you could barely feel it
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what what I say what I sayDUDE!!!
Hmmm...
Go fetch me some water, brother.
I was just letting him know
well excuse me for trying to help