You know they say all devs are created equal, but you look at me and you look at
Oceanlab and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another dev you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add
AchedCroissant to the mix? Your chances of updating the game drastically go down. See, the three-way at Summer's Gone, you got a 33 1/3 % chance of updating. But I? I got a 66 2/3 % chance of updating, cuz
Oceanlab KnOoOoOoOows he won't update the game, and he's not even gonna try. So,
Oceanlab, you take your 33 1/3 % chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of updating Summer's Gone. But then you take my 75% chance of updating, and then add 66 2/3 %, I got a 141 2/3 % chance of updating the game! Señor
Oceanlab, the numbers don't lie, and they spell DISASTER for you with Summer's Gone!