Italian Soap Opera parody:
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translation:
Director: what was it we were doing?
Assistant director: it was a soap opera, we were in Sardinia, do you remember? we were directing "Caprera".
Director: Ah! "Caprera..."
...
He: I've dealt with betrayals, arsons, pirates, stormy seas... just to tell you that I love you, Eleanor.
She: There's one thing you don't know, William... we are siblings!
He: No, no, noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Director: my goodness! how many crappie things I made...