- May 4, 2019
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Location: World of Glace Discord.
The mist of doubt has been creeping in, staining the cushions and making the place smell bad. The commissars grow restless and task one of their own to finding the source. SHREDDY, as he is known to his friends and the veteran with the most flexible jaw, stands up and volunteers. He saddles his unicorn for a long voyage down the rainbow bridge to the wretched hive of scum and villainy where the unwashed masses gather, known only as...F95zone.
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The inhabitants of this dark hole have just finished slandering the One True Creator until a sudden flash of light: SHREDDY has come to set things right! Facepalms as his opening salvo, he lays the trolls low! Reeling from his mighty attack, they ask:"What for?!".
"LEAVE GLACEROSE ALONE!", screams the paladin, "HE FINDS YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING!"
"Game where?", asks one of the infernal denizens. "Years of no updates have proven his worth!"
"MORE TIME IS NEEDED!", a yell precedes a soft fist plopping against a desk as SHREDDY makes his stand, undeterred by fact or feeling. His cause is just!
More of the unholy wretches dare to stand up:"He is not sick, he only pretends to be to avoid work!"
"Your venom has sickened Him! Begone from this thread so that sight of your unholy mutations and unending complaints do not depress Him!", a command punctuated by a quick jab of the right index finger. This maneuver, called the Prostate Tickler, has brought many a man down and is his ultimate CQC move. But SHREDDY has to hurry, for his time is running out. Too long away from his master's hallowed halls worsen his mental state to the point where his grammar deteriorates and his mind starts being susceptible to heretical ideas. No, a power move is needed to vow the man-snake hybrids infesting this place. The answer clear to him, he stands tall and throws down one dollar. "Behold, the price of my faith that I pay monthly in tribute!".
As the wretches stand stunned at this display of might, he uses the time wisely and prances over to his unicorn, ready to depart at a moment's notice. "Who is this guy, showing his ass to us like this?!", demand the vanquished things. "The assless chaps are our uniform of choice!", exclaims the vanquisher, now riding towards the bridge.
"Are you Him? Have you returned under a new and weak guise to torment us more??", screech the dark creations one last time. "THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT ROTFLMAO!", yells the paladin and departs the place as a winner.
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As he is organizing the night's events in his mind before giving a report to his superiors, SHREDDY's eyes are drawn to his greatest treasure, a picture of swollen balls taped to the back of his unicorn's head. "They will never know that you are best girl.", he murmurs while lovingly touching the picture.
The mist of doubt has been creeping in, staining the cushions and making the place smell bad. The commissars grow restless and task one of their own to finding the source. SHREDDY, as he is known to his friends and the veteran with the most flexible jaw, stands up and volunteers. He saddles his unicorn for a long voyage down the rainbow bridge to the wretched hive of scum and villainy where the unwashed masses gather, known only as...F95zone.
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The inhabitants of this dark hole have just finished slandering the One True Creator until a sudden flash of light: SHREDDY has come to set things right! Facepalms as his opening salvo, he lays the trolls low! Reeling from his mighty attack, they ask:"What for?!".
"LEAVE GLACEROSE ALONE!", screams the paladin, "HE FINDS YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING!"
"Game where?", asks one of the infernal denizens. "Years of no updates have proven his worth!"
"MORE TIME IS NEEDED!", a yell precedes a soft fist plopping against a desk as SHREDDY makes his stand, undeterred by fact or feeling. His cause is just!
More of the unholy wretches dare to stand up:"He is not sick, he only pretends to be to avoid work!"
"Your venom has sickened Him! Begone from this thread so that sight of your unholy mutations and unending complaints do not depress Him!", a command punctuated by a quick jab of the right index finger. This maneuver, called the Prostate Tickler, has brought many a man down and is his ultimate CQC move. But SHREDDY has to hurry, for his time is running out. Too long away from his master's hallowed halls worsen his mental state to the point where his grammar deteriorates and his mind starts being susceptible to heretical ideas. No, a power move is needed to vow the man-snake hybrids infesting this place. The answer clear to him, he stands tall and throws down one dollar. "Behold, the price of my faith that I pay monthly in tribute!".
As the wretches stand stunned at this display of might, he uses the time wisely and prances over to his unicorn, ready to depart at a moment's notice. "Who is this guy, showing his ass to us like this?!", demand the vanquished things. "The assless chaps are our uniform of choice!", exclaims the vanquisher, now riding towards the bridge.
"Are you Him? Have you returned under a new and weak guise to torment us more??", screech the dark creations one last time. "THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT ROTFLMAO!", yells the paladin and departs the place as a winner.
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As he is organizing the night's events in his mind before giving a report to his superiors, SHREDDY's eyes are drawn to his greatest treasure, a picture of swollen balls taped to the back of his unicorn's head. "They will never know that you are best girl.", he murmurs while lovingly touching the picture.
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