With his newfound fame he's now the spokesmodel for a famous magazine.Ok, back to the serious topics lads.
Has anyone asked recently - where the fuck Floaty is yet? Is he astoned?
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Maybe he went on holiday with c3p0Ok, back to the serious topics lads.
Has anyone asked recently - where the fuck Floaty is yet? Is he astoned?
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Lucky droid, enjoying Floaty magnificence on his own..Maybe he went on holiday with c3p0
Imagine you go to a beach and you see a walking droid and a floating rock wearing tight swimsuits, trying to get tanned..
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Yup, damned scandinavians and similar...they all have went floating, while we are here stuck with *censure* ...biiip--*censure*...biiip...SMASH!
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test is not a game, but the life is a test itself
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wow, that's deeper than marianas trench!
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Yeah, I'm rolling with Adele now and then... It helpswow, that's deeper than marianas trench!
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the only way i can stand that adele-rolling is this version:Yeah, I'm rolling with Adele now and then... It helps
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Don't tell me you don't like Adele? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
But ok, hadn't seen that one, that was awesome
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Yes, Floaty was away for a short time. He had big plans and went to Holywood. It was a rough time, also for me as his spokesman, and after, what feels like the second or third dead horse head in a bed, we can now confirm that we closed a deal.
Be happy to see soon* the first official Floaty film, where you can see him in his best form (in 16k, 3D and THX) doing what he can do the best: Floaty floating on any or none surface.
Prepare for at least 3.5 h of floating with astonishing backgrounds and audio commentary from all the Delucas core familiy members (including Wilfred of course), as well as the Serpent and even including Gottardos flail. It is said that some cameos are planned. One with Joey is planned, but unsure if this wouldn't be forgotten when the shooting begin. (For some reasons one point in the contract was that all staff must wear bullet proof vest and for some unknown reason this point was not negotiable).
Some handshaking events with Floaty is already in planning too.**
It borthers him a bit that after his return this thread is focus on some black knight who fights against the mob instead of eg. does Gottardo take his flail with him even on plane and if yes, how does he come through security.
He thinks he need one of the better bottles of Wilfred private reserves to cheer him up after this.
Ayhsel: I'm not waterproof. So my bits and bytes, screws and nuts would corrode, therefore no need for a speedos here.
*soon is not defined.
**Flaoty can't shake hands, thus it he will be giving hugs***.
***Flaoty can't give hugs, thus it he will press tenderly on you.****
****In accepting Floatys hand shake/hug/pressing tenderly on you, you accept that all the possible outcome like broken bones, squishy mass of flesh or the like are not Floaty responsibility and thus any charge against him or his team are void.
Be happy to see soon* the first official Floaty film, where you can see him in his best form (in 16k, 3D and THX) doing what he can do the best: Floaty floating on any or none surface.
Prepare for at least 3.5 h of floating with astonishing backgrounds and audio commentary from all the Delucas core familiy members (including Wilfred of course), as well as the Serpent and even including Gottardos flail. It is said that some cameos are planned. One with Joey is planned, but unsure if this wouldn't be forgotten when the shooting begin. (For some reasons one point in the contract was that all staff must wear bullet proof vest and for some unknown reason this point was not negotiable).
Some handshaking events with Floaty is already in planning too.**
It borthers him a bit that after his return this thread is focus on some black knight who fights against the mob instead of eg. does Gottardo take his flail with him even on plane and if yes, how does he come through security.
He thinks he need one of the better bottles of Wilfred private reserves to cheer him up after this.
Ayhsel: I'm not waterproof. So my bits and bytes, screws and nuts would corrode, therefore no need for a speedos here.
*soon is not defined.
**Flaoty can't shake hands, thus it he will be giving hugs***.
***Flaoty can't give hugs, thus it he will press tenderly on you.****
****In accepting Floatys hand shake/hug/pressing tenderly on you, you accept that all the possible outcome like broken bones, squishy mass of flesh or the like are not Floaty responsibility and thus any charge against him or his team are void.
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wtf is happening in this forum lmao so much off topic shit looking for news going back several pages and we are talking about a bunch of nonsense
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and isnt that enough info/news for you?wtf is happening in this forum lmao so much off topic shit looking for news going back several pages and we are talking about a bunch of nonsense
just in case you actually need it - mtl: if there are/were some actual news, there will be more on topic posts surely...otherwise, there are mostly fun&games posts.
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We were just having fun while cursing people who destroyed our beloved series/characters, dont mind uswtf is happening in this forum lmao so much off topic shit looking for news going back several pages and we are talking about a bunch of nonsense
There werent any news regarding game except game is not abondoned and update is not ready yet but it will be soon (soon is highly relative time period can change dramatically depending the topic). And second part was about 1 month ago approximately.
I think these questions similar to checking refrigerator constantly until someting appears magicly