- Jun 5, 2022
- 58
- 95
I'm warming up my adjustable prostate massager as I type these words.
If only I could shove it far enough up my butt to stimulate my prostate I bet it would work wonders. Or make me shit. Or frown. Or smile. Or something. Up until now nada. It's been kind of a "deflating" experience so far I have to admit and I hope I haven't wasted $69 of my hard earned money for nothing. The device didn't come with a money back guarantee unfortunately.
If only I could shove it far enough up my butt to stimulate my prostate I bet it would work wonders. Or make me shit. Or frown. Or smile. Or something. Up until now nada. It's been kind of a "deflating" experience so far I have to admit and I hope I haven't wasted $69 of my hard earned money for nothing. The device didn't come with a money back guarantee unfortunately.
Last edited: