Sir_utakata:
These are my thoughts
No just no
I dont really know where to start
Game is weird
Story is just so bad
renders are oke and i think thats the only think i liked about this game
You play as the imaginary friend of a girl in a home with a mom and a shemale mom. Wut ?
1/5 star review
Now for my critical analysis of my most recent review... Breaking it down piece by piece.
"These are my thoughts." Okay, we have established that you are capable of thinking. It is of paramount importance in the feedback process for the reviewer to be able to think. A true poet, and wordsmith. I like where this guy is going.
"No just no" A typical Haiku goes 5,7,5 respectively, but this guy is going 2,4,2 creatively trying to break that mold and start his own new trend. Bravo, well-done sir. You are clearly the victor so far in this battle of the minds! How could I possibly hope to compete with such an articulate individual!
"Game is wierd" Yes, writing the complete sentence "The game is weird." would waste far too much of this exceptional fellows valuable time. We can all learn from this man. It may come off as a bit prudent, but imagine all the time we would save! I'm bested yet again I'm afraid.
"Story is just so bad" Yet again saving that precious resource time by avoiding the use of the word "the" at the start of his sentence. In fact, I titled my game "The Home", but it's exe file is is simply "Home". We are of like minds sir! I'll call this one a tie since you already extensively belabored your point previously.
"renders are oke and i think thats the only think i liked about this game" How did he know that my renders were a "oke": or any of three units of weight varying around 2.8 pounds and used respectively in Greece, Turkey, and Egypt... My secret is out... I have been foiled. The man can clearly read my mind. I must don my tinfoil hat. He is a rather humble fellow as well as I have noticed by him not capitalizing his use of "i" in this sentence not once, but twice! That means he is a rather selfless fellow often putting others before himself. A true gentleman. This man thinks twice as much as me clearly.
"You play as the imaginary friend of a girl in a home with a mom and a shemale mom." Yes... This is very true. There is no possible way I could have put that better myself.
Yep this guy is right... Sorry guys I must stop making the game now to go commit Seppuku for I have brought great shame upon my family. Absolutely Inexcusable. Goodbye cruel world... Yihman1 is now dead. Game Over. The End. Wait a minute... I can't find my Katana... I don't own a Katana. I guess I will have to continue my miserable existence knowing such enlightened fellows are capable of easily humiliating me. Such shame I now have, and absolutely no sarcasm or humor at all.