"Trumpets can now be heard as the Kingdom of f95zone celebrates the arrival of THE HERO. People keep cheering and screaming " HERO , MY HERO" , straight women chant "Take my pussy HERO " , lesbians chant " I would let you fuck me if i wasn't into women" , grown up gay men decided to scream " I will let you fuck my ass Hero!" and even straight men seem to chant something although not audible with all the comotion going on. The children of f95zone also seem happy with the arrival of the Hero ..."
Wait , wait a minute , the children ? This is an adults only Kingdom there are no children in it.
"You're right , you're right i am so sorry , i forgot that this particular Kingdom has no child in it , just forget the last part.
As i was saying before i got interrupted ... Ahem ... that's right ...
and even straight men seem to chant something although not audible with all the comotion going on. ALL HAIL TO THE HERO , ALL HAIL TO THE HERO , the royal knights say , ALL HAIL TO THE HERO , as the hero climbs to the royal palace chambers , where his coronation is about to begin lead by none other than the King himself "
But now stopping story time , people for some reason , were all desperate for the update , when they could had just waited 2 more days for it to become free for everyone . Was it worth all that begging for this update ?