You can't get more to the point than just a mere folder of sexy pictures, the whole point of trying to have a game portion is to achieve something more than that. There's a massive distance between "this needs more content" and "this is padded with grindy bullshit", and the latter problem is usually a consequence of already having the first problem anyway.
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I don't even have a joystick emulator downloaded, the controls just don't work except Z and X
- May 5, 2020
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Yeah I gotta agree that this is basically just a collection of porn animations and nothing more (technically not, but it's so short and easy it might as well be). It annoys me when porn artists "make a game" but didn't actually want to make a game. Why make it at all? Just post your art on the internet man.
What's worse is, this is from the person who made Daisenka / Glory & Miserable Survivors, a porn game that was the opposite of this: underwhelming amount of porn content, but is very much an actual game. The underwhelming amount of porn content was very much a strong sour point of that game, but at least it was an actual game and I much preferred it to this one.
And they didn't even have to put that much effort to make this one good... just MAKE IT HARD!! Ofc longer is better but that takes many times more effort to make, so if you're understandably not willing to make it long at least make it fucking hard. Short & easy is barely a game. Please someone let me know if this game has a way to make it harder because I would actually really like the game if I could do that, even if it's a mod or something. The base gameplay is actually decently crafted and would actually be enjoyable if it wasn't piss easy.
What's worse is, this is from the person who made Daisenka / Glory & Miserable Survivors, a porn game that was the opposite of this: underwhelming amount of porn content, but is very much an actual game. The underwhelming amount of porn content was very much a strong sour point of that game, but at least it was an actual game and I much preferred it to this one.
And they didn't even have to put that much effort to make this one good... just MAKE IT HARD!! Ofc longer is better but that takes many times more effort to make, so if you're understandably not willing to make it long at least make it fucking hard. Short & easy is barely a game. Please someone let me know if this game has a way to make it harder because I would actually really like the game if I could do that, even if it's a mod or something. The base gameplay is actually decently crafted and would actually be enjoyable if it wasn't piss easy.
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easy is fine for me, but it definitely needs to be longer
how difficult a porn game should be is subjective, since some like it easy and some want a challenge. but we can all agree that this short AF game definitely is wasted potential.... at best
the controls don't work, except for the "Z, X, ESC" buttons, nothing else works, can anyone help with this.
sorry for google translate
I solved the problems, thanks to the person in the comments above, I removed the vJoy drivers and everything worked
sorry for google translate
I solved the problems, thanks to the person in the comments above, I removed the vJoy drivers and everything worked
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- Mar 18, 2023
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Short, but one of the best looking pixel games I've ever played. Also stop asking for a save. The game is like 5 minutes long with the gallery already unlocked lmao.
Do you maybe have a remote plugged in? If not then I'm not sure what it can be.
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- Dec 18, 2018
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Normally, when games are really short and are more like glorified scene viewers with minimal story and gameplay, I'm totally fine with it. But this game has no story, not just minimal. The art gets no benefit from being in a game, I would have enjoyed it just as much if I randomly found it on social media.
The file is shared by that telegram channel, which also implemented a mark on the background picture of the title screen.
There's another game featuring a Touhou with a "somewhat similar" concept.
https://f95zone.to/threads/youmu-ko...eatures-v1-0-7-cracked-the-n-main-shop.25009/
Youmu falls down a hole and loses her swords, so she needs to get them back and get the fuck out. There are like, 20-odd stages that last LONGER than all three stages in this game, with a variety of things to collect (better swords, armor, money etc...) There are a couple of towns you can enter, buy items, fuck oni for money and I think get a couple of hints on upcoming areas? (Might be lying about that one, it's been a hot while since I played it.) There are even multiple endings, including a non-ending if you leave the cave without picking up her original swords.
If you want to play a game that features a stage-5-Touhou-character-that-later-went-on-to-be-playable-in-future-installments-of-the-series, this game is 23$ AUD (Like, 15$ USD?) on DLSite and free on f95zone. I'M JUST SAYING.
https://f95zone.to/threads/youmu-ko...eatures-v1-0-7-cracked-the-n-main-shop.25009/
Youmu falls down a hole and loses her swords, so she needs to get them back and get the fuck out. There are like, 20-odd stages that last LONGER than all three stages in this game, with a variety of things to collect (better swords, armor, money etc...) There are a couple of towns you can enter, buy items, fuck oni for money and I think get a couple of hints on upcoming areas? (Might be lying about that one, it's been a hot while since I played it.) There are even multiple endings, including a non-ending if you leave the cave without picking up her original swords.
If you want to play a game that features a stage-5-Touhou-character-that-later-went-on-to-be-playable-in-future-installments-of-the-series, this game is 23$ AUD (Like, 15$ USD?) on DLSite and free on f95zone. I'M JUST SAYING.
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