I am still pissed that Ocean destroyed Helen and several other characters with these absurd bodies! Luckily I found a perfectly fitting "character song" for this self-censored version of Helen and since Ocean is German he can understand the lyrics quite fine.And my
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It is the Mike Krüger/Martin Hummer song "Wenn die nach vorn fällt"(If/when she falls forward)
For those not understanding German, the chorus translated would be roughly this:
When she falls forward, yeah, then your dead
when she falls forward, then it is over
when she falls forward, yes, you can forget the evening
when she falls forward, then you are gone
when she falls forward, only a small spot remains
when she falls forward, you´ll never need something to eat again
It should be quite obvious what I think about Ocean´s sudden desire to put great faces on caricature bodies.