Ptolemy said he based Dana on an actual girl, "the one who got away ", and i believe him, she seems to be the only "human " in the entire novel. All the others are just...weird. his "Intimate Relations " is waaaay better. A love triangle , with Incest to spice things up ( imo, game would be even better without Incest ) . got the feeling Ptolemy made all the characters so weird, so the Dana-Chris thing looks "normal " in comparison. Then you have that mythological Unicorn, Jessica. So, she's supposed to be a bald, black lesbian, who rides a bike, has a stock car, and works as a Yoga instructor. It's like a who's who for "stuff that turns off Men ". I live next to a Yoga studio. Seen hundreds of yoga students and teachers. They all seem like uber-polite , almost floating on Yoga eggshells, so to not bother a fly. If Jessica is a Yoga instructor, then Ghandhi was a biker, member of the Hell Angels.