He will have terminated the employment relationship with the Excel spreadsheet due to irreconcilable differences. He is now probably in a legal dispute lasting several months due to mental cruelty on the part of the Excel spreadsheet, because the requirements did not allow him to enjoy football to the extent he was used to, not to mention the shortened periods of procrastination. He is represented by a sock puppet with a square head that is supposed to resemble the protagonist. The honorable judge is his former PR manager MacKenzie, who has educated herself in the law since the end of the employment relationship by watching every court show ever on television. Twice.