Translated Braindrop:
"Hey guys! The Olympics have been cool to watch. I'm really excited about the upcoming college and pro football seasons. Unfortunately, that means things are going to take a bit longer...as in I haven't actually done any work and need time to actually do some renders to throw together a small update...if I don't get too distracted by football."
Mackenzie 2.0 is just as real as the first one wasn't. Just read the details. Another IRL friend who will work with BD in his house and have control over releases, etc.? Yeah, totally real.
As far as Braindrop "status updates" go, that was pretty epic, in length, compilation of years of excuses, the sheer audacity to throw it all together in one steaming pile and post it.