OK, the premise is ridiculous but it's one you can live with in a game. The translation may be the worst I've ever seen! Spanglish is more readily understandable than this crap. I guess it has to be machine translation 'cause even a person with a Spanish/English dictionary who didn't speak either language could do better. The problem is that the "machine" that did the translating isn't as smart as my old flip-phone! Another thing I don't get is how such gender-anal languages as Spanish or French ALWAYS seem to be unable to use the correct gender pronouns when they translate to English. It's "he, him, his" for a male and "she, her, hers" for a female. It's like saying "el chica" or "la muchacho".
Got a job in the spa. I thought it was great when she told me I'd get paid 120,000 (one hundred twenty THOUSAND) A DAY! NOT! it should say "120.00" (one hundred twenty).
Navigation is terrible! As bad as the navigation is, the grind is worse. The walkthrough is worthless, giving you no clues to most event triggers, and 7 hours of this game has done little but give me a bad headache.