Geralt From Rivia

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45 animations of Madame shaving her legs and back:ROFLMAO::oops:
Maybe... he added hairy legs to her animation to make it even more disgusting and nauseating?

Madame Rose: "I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap...And i loved kids jumping on my lap"
 

nyrek

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Apr 19, 2021
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Wrote three new scenes and made the art for them
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

is there an end to this bullshit?

like 2 months ago it was "only 40 renders left"
meanwhile, he's been writing new scenes because why not
I feel like his work on every episode has been Sisyphus' work
 
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mpa71

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:coffee: Updated BigTable™ with the recent informations.
Remains!

  • Progress Report since last week table
    • Mixed week with 125 Renders done and 6 Animations completed (≈half as usual).
    • Total Animations 296 > 303 (+7)
    • Total Renders are only 33 away of the targeted number, we can cross that, animations should full speed.
    • Renders Progress: 97% > 99.3% | Animations Progress: 79% > 81%
  • The rendering of the animations left should take 6 to 8 weeks.
    • If "planned animations have been posed" true, we can be done in 4-5 weeks at full speed.
    • Release Estimate: 38-42 weeks; Mid-Late December
Renders
▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰
99%
Animations
▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰
▰▰▰▰ 81%
Release Estimate
▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ▰▰▰▰▰▰
▰▰▰▰ 81%
EP​
Renders​
Animations​
Music*
Size (GB)​
Release​
Development Time​
Ratio*
R/D
A/D
sA/D
EP1130151 (3:29)≈1.1
07 Feb 2019​
— days
—​
—​
—​
—​
EP21709 (+31%)77 (3:36) (+26)≈2.3 (+1.2)
04 May 2019​
087 (2 months, 28 days |≈12 weeks)
22.1​
19.6​
0.89
2.48
EP32289 (+34%)99 (4:42) (+22)≈4.1 (+1.8)
16 Aug 2019​
105 (3 months, 13 days |≈15 weeks)
24.5​
21.8
0.94​
2.69
EP42532 (+11%)134 (7:57) (+35)≈6.1 (+2.0)
10 Jan 2020​
148 (4 months, 26 days |≈21 weeks)
20.3
17.1
0.91
3.22​
EP52456 (-3%)157 (8:35) (+23)17 (3.4K$)≈8.0 (+1.9)
29 May 2020​
141 (4 months, 20 days |≈20 weeks)
21.1
17.4
1.11​
3.65​
EP63336 (+35%)162 (8:33) (+5)24 (4.8K$)≈11.1 (+3.1)
13 Nov 2020​
169 (5 months, 16 days |≈24 weeks)
22.8​
19.7​
0.96​
3.04​
EP73723 (+12%)250 (18:14) (+88)18 (3.6K$)≈14.5 (+3.4)
23 Apr 2021​
162 (5 months, 11 days |≈23 weeks)
29.7
23.0
1.54
6.75
EP84158 (+12%)358 (26:21) (+108)34 (6.8K$)≈19.5 (+5.0)
19 Nov 2021​
211 (6 months, 28 days |≈30 weeks)
27.2
19.7​
1.70
7.49
EPI79436 (4:36)19 (3.8K$)≈2.6 (new)
4 Mar 2022​
105 (3 months, 13 days |≈15 weeks)
10.1
7.6
0.34
2.53
EP94887 (+23%)
Target ≈4920
258 (303)
Target ≈320
30 (6.0K$)
in development
238 (7 months, 24 days |≈34 weeks)
20.5
1.08
Complete Table with the help of Holy Bacchus† original post — Being a DIK in development since 3 years, 8 months, 21 days (44 months / 194 weeks / 1,359 days / 32,616 hours)
* 199$ Premium Licensed Music ; Total: 22,288$ — Ratio values exclude EPI/EP9 ; Ratio: (Renders/Days + SecondsAnimations/Days) [Average: 24.0 ; Last Two: 28.5 (+19%)]
Renders/Days [Average: 19.8 ; Last Two: 21.3 (+8%)] — Animations/Days [Average: 1.15 ; Last Two: 1.62 (+41%)] — SecondsAnimations/Days [Average: 4.19 ; Last Two: 7.12 (+69%)]


(y)Thumbs Up to:
| Casiope's DIK Walkthrough | AchedCroissant's EP9 Preview Collection | shazba's Q/A Story Summary | Holy Bacchus 's Story Timeline |
 

chesra.pola24

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Sep 25, 2022
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Brothers, I have a question.

So fuckface finds Tybalt's phone during the Preps' a*s-kis**ng party and decides to take a D**k pic on it to "Freak Tybalt out". And the picture somehow ends up on Tybalt's public presentation slide which he displays during his presentation.

My question is: How does any of that work??
 

anonnyscouse

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Jul 25, 2020
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Brothers, I have a question.

So fuckface finds Tybalt's phone during the Preps' a*s-kis**ng party and decides to take a D**k pic on it to "Freak Tybalt out". And the picture somehow ends up on Tybalt's public presentation slide which he displays during his presentation.

My question is: How does any of that work??
Tybalt didn't scan his pictures folder when transferring from phone to laptop the dickpic was auto-saved into the default picture folder where Tybalt had his presentation stuff saved.
 

Hahn1900

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Jan 3, 2021
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Thank you very much for posting. With 45 animations remaining in the queue (he can render about 8 a week in average if i remeber correctly) the animations alone will take another 5 weeks alone. And we are in december... well, waiting for the animations to finsih, he can finish and polish everything else at least.

So overall, we will get the release maybe mid-december, near christmas... i would say, a release is a bit stressful time too, dont think he want to ruin his christmas and new year with it. So either he manage to make the release at least a week before christmas, or he will release it in january. So to me, deadline to release it still in 2022 would be the 16th of december, if its not out at this date, it will be released in january.

The numbers left will make this a close race... optimistic guess would be early december, realistic one week before christmas, pesimistic january 2023. November is not possible anymore.
 

Redd23

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Thank you very much for posting. With 45 animations remaining in the queue (he can render about 8 a week in average if i remeber correctly) the animations alone will take another 5 weeks alone. And we are in december... well, waiting for the animations to finsih, he can finish and polish everything else at least.

So overall, we will get the release maybe mid-december, near christmas... i would say, a release is a bit stressful time too, dont think he want to ruin his christmas and new year with it. So either he manage to make the release at least a week before christmas, or he will release it in january. So to me, deadline to release it still in 2022 would be the 16th of december, if its not out at this date, it will be released in january.

The numbers left will make this a close race... optimistic guess would be early december, realistic one week before christmas, pesimistic january 2023. November is not possible anymore.
Look at the bright side, if release date is in January we'll get two episodes in 2023! :HideThePain:
 

always86

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Mar 19, 2020
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Animations from 12 last week to 6 this week. Good to see that he now has final numbers. Statics are now fairly close to the episode 8 average. Animations continue to be the sticking point. 3.75-6.12 weeks of rendering left depending on if he can reach the peek of 12 again or continues along the average of around 7.4 a week. Presuming a 2 week beta period, we could see release on December 9th (Week 41) with the 23rd December (Week 43) being a possibility.

I do wonder if he might then delay until the new year. Or at least until after Christmas, as he seemed to do with the Steam launch.

Fingers crossed the animations to come are shorter and will render quicker so we can get the game sooner rather than later. Can not wait to bang Bella in cosplay ;-D
 
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Skeltom

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Oct 9, 2017
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Don't think about it. DPC wants to make a game in tradition of college movies of the early 2000's like American Pie. There's no logic in those movies. It's all about fun. You all think to much about details.
I personally think the "fun collage romp" aspect of the game stopped a long time ago. He is relying heavily on plot twists and drama now.
 
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