Manuka

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For everyone who decided not to punch Tybalt in Ep5 and you like Jill....... You're all a bunch of traitors :ROFLMAO: That little panty stealing, stolen panty sniffing, and watermelon humping with stolen panties on it with Jill's picture tucked into little bastard deserved every repeat of that punch I gave him. PERIOD!!!!!!!
Lol. I punch him every time. What's really weird about it, not to mention how a watermelon that big fits in under bed drawers, but also why didn't DPA make sure he just had a blowup doll with Jill's photo? With his money, he could even afford the real doll. I supposed fruit is funny... weird.
 
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Cndyrvr4lf

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Lol. I punch him every time. What's really weird about it, not to mention how a watermelon that big fits in under bed drawers, but also why didn't DPA make sure he just had a blowup doll with Jill's photo? With his money, he could even afford the real doll. I supposed fruit is funny... weird.
Don't look at me. If I was ever going to rape an unwilling fruit it sure wouldn't be a watermelon :ROFLMAO:
 

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Lol. I punch him every time. What's really weird about it, not to mention how a watermelon that big fits in under bed drawers, but also why didn't DPA make sure he just had a blowup doll with Jill's photo? With his money, he could even afford the real doll. I supposed fruit is funny... weird.
Because hiding a fruit with a hole in it is a lot easier than hiding a full blown sex doll I'd imagine. Like where would he even put something like that? Lmao imagine Jill walking in on that thing or MC/Derek
 

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Because hiding a fruit with a hole in it is a lot easier than hiding a full blown sex doll I'd imagine. Like where would he even put something like that? Lmao imagine Jill walking in on that thing or MC/Derek
Like at Bella's only not a hallucination of a soldier but some attractive solid love doll with a perfect O for a mouth and a few extra holes
 

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I didn't punch Tybalt on my main save mainly because he isn't worth negatively impacting MC's relationship with Jill.
I greatly enjoyed the scene in earlier episode (3 or 4? Sod my memory) where you just have the option of walking out of Jill's room in the morning, and instead of doing scummy, sleazy, and childish "guns at you" at Tybalt, you simply go like a real gent with "Good morning, Tybalt."

That was an excellent scene.

Edit: Or was it just "Tybalt?" Either way. True class.
 

Manuka

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I greatly enjoyed the scene in earlier episode (3 or 4? Sod my memory) where you just have the option of walking out of Jill's room in the morning, and instead of doing scummy, sleazy, and childish "guns at you" at Tybalt, you simply go like a real gent with "Good morning, Tybalt."

That was an excellent scene.

Edit: Or was it just "Tybalt?" Either way. True class.
I always do the Shooter McGavin. It's funny. It's even funnier with the dildo helmet lol.
 

SpikyHair

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I always do the Shooter McGavin. It's funny. It's even funnier with the dildo helmet lol.
I'm acutely aware I'm somewhat odd of a person, but never did see things like that as either funny, or having a point.

All you're doing is elevating the importance of the target by your efforts. Treat them like you would everyone else, or ignore altogether if you can't do that.

They don't matter. Don't act in a way that gives them any validation. Only insecure individuals need to attempt any show of dominance.

Shit, this is why I keep away from the boards. Look at me spewing life advice on a porn piracy site.

Edit: How do I go about facepalming my own post?
Edit2: By the by, men who are primarily attracted to facial features and a smile do exist.
 

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I'm acutely aware I'm somewhat odd of a person, but never did see things like that as either funny, or having a point.

All you're doing is elevating the importance of the target by your efforts. Treat them like you would everyone else, or ignore altogether if you can't do that.

They don't matter. Don't act in a way that gives them any validation. Only insecure individuals need to attempt any show of dominance.

Shit, this is why I keep away from the boards. Look at me spewing life advice on a porn piracy site.

Edit: How do I go about facepalming my own post?
Edit2: By the by, men who are attracted to facial features and a smile do exist.
Did it for you ;)
 

Manuka

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I'm acutely aware I'm somewhat odd of a person, but never did see things like that as either funny, or having a point.

All you're doing is elevating the importance of the target by your efforts. Treat them like you would everyone else, or ignore altogether if you can't do that.

They don't matter. Don't act in a way that gives them any validation. Only insecure individuals need to attempt any show of dominance.

Shit, this is why I keep away from the boards. Look at me spewing life advice on a porn piracy site.

Edit: How do I go about facepalming my own post?
Edit2: By the by, men who are primarily attracted to facial features and a smile do exist.

Well, it's a limited game. I did the entire Chick route, I was nice, ran from fights, all that, and got my Jillian and Isabella. But at what cost? The rest of the story is not ready. I might as well have some fun. So, if you like fun, and want to have fun, I suggest you be like one of those fantasy girls in the game and just let loose.

Yeah, shy boys like my smile, and blue eyes and blonde hair---but they just walk away like little girls in the end. I'm over it all. Those men don't really exist, least not in my world.
 

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Did it for you ;)
So, if you like fun, and want to have fun
Kind of lost me there...

Yeah, shy boys like my smile, and blue eyes and blonde hair---but they just walk away like little girls in the end. I'm over it all. Those men don't really exist, least not in my world.
You have a choice - either pursue somebody you are interested in, and make the first move, or settle for somebody who may or may not be a fitting match.

It's not the 60s anymore.

Anyway, offtopic. I'll see myself out.
 

Manuka

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Kind of lost me there...

You have a choice - either pursue somebody you are interested in, and make the first move, or settle for somebody who may or may not be a fitting match.

It's not the 60s anymore.

Anyway, offtopic. I'll see myself out.
I'm saying you don't know how to have fun.

 

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Well, it's a limited game. I did the entire Chick route, I was nice, ran from fights, all that, and got my Jillian and Isabella. But at what cost? The rest of the story is not ready. I might as well have some fun. So, if you like fun, and want to have fun, I suggest you be like one of those fantasy girls in the game and just let loose.

Yeah, shy boys like my smile, and blue eyes and blonde hair---but they just walk away like little girls in the end. I'm over it all. Those men don't really exist, least not in my world.
I don't believe you. I know this girl... She has the sweetest smile at times, most cute-devilish at others... That's more attractive than a lot of other things, I can't be the only one that notices that kind of stuff :ROFLMAO: .
 

Manuka

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I don't believe you. I know this girl... She has the sweetest smile at times, most cute-devilish at others... That's more attractive than a lot of other things, I can't be the only one that notices that kind of stuff :ROFLMAO: .
You're not, there are plenty of guys I'm sure. But it's different when you're in college on campus and there's nothing but a sea of douche bags swimming around you.
 
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