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There would be also Bella and JamesIt'll either be:
- Tommy & Heather: Why: She got antsy when he was talking about her period. Outcome: This will be painful, lots of Heather being a bitch and Tommy being a cunt. And by that, I mean more so than usual...
- Ashley & Derek: Why: She had something important to talk to Derek about at the HOTs party. Outcome: This will be boring. As much as I want the mc to fuck Ansley six ways from Sunday, I couldn't give a fuck if she fell pregnant to Derek. She has as much personality as a dog turd... Maybe less...
- Ashley & Anthony: Why: She had something important to talk to Derek about at the HOTs party. Outcome: No one will give a fuck. Even the mc will stop fucking just to demonstrate how much of a fuck he won't give. Actually no, he won't stop fucking, that would be silly.
- Wendy & Derek: Why: Um, you do remember they fucked right? Outcome: Ok, this would be fun. Derek will be freaking out in Derek fashion but we can also laugh and dehumanise Wendy because she is a fat, pink-haired feminist. We can just laugh and laugh as the fat, pink-haired, now dehumanised feminist copes with such a predicament.
- Elena & John Boy: Why: They fuck a lot, that's all. Outcome: It'll be boring. They'll just lovingly raise it. If it's a boy they'll call it John Boy Jr, if it's a girl they'll call it John Girl...
- Dany & Jamie: Why: A pregnancy scare occurred earlier. Outcome: It'll be déjà vu. We've already had that scare with Jamie once, no one wants to go down this path again! It's like that story, The Boy Who Called Wolf. Hopefully a wolf eats Dany too.
- Lynette & Neil: Why: We're probably approaching this point in that oh-so riveting diary. Outcome: This will be a typical DPC dirty move. It won't mean shit. It'll be in diary episode where she discovers she's pregnant. The mc will be like, "That was me! " and then he'll be like, "Oh no, my mom will die in 9 months from this point! ", and we'll be like, "Go fuck some bitches ya snowflake! "
- Jade & Stephen: Why: Their love is so strong and their sex life is so passionate. Ok, not really, but they are married, so you know, maybe they fucked once? Outcome: This could be interesting, depending on your choices, the li'l tyke could be the mc's step-son or bro-in-law (or sis, as the case may be). Alternative we won't give a shit.
- Sally & Magnar: Why: The mc noticed some tension between the two. I didn't notice shit, but you know the mc, his mind is like a steel trap, he sees everything. Although, I kinda thought he was a bit of a clueless fuck, but I could be off. Outcome: Not sure how this will affect anyone, the mc has mostly fuck all to do with these guys. But it's been ages since we all got together for a good DnG campaign! And it might be nice to give them more screen time...
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