I just wanna break down what you said a little, correct me if I'm wrong.
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I've just kinda learned to live with the fact that half..........too generous.......more than half
This makes me wonder if you have issues being around and talking to other people who are not English as first language. Also I get the feeling that "they" are vermin/rodents based on the '
Kinda learned to live with' part.
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Not only ESL but incredibly "special". Surprisingly, they're at their smartest when they just resort to aping overused jokes like "durr iS nTr AVoiDaBle?!?!".
So it's safe to presume that people who has English as their first language doesn't resort to such jokes at all and the reason being is because they are smarter and more superior? You set the bar of all those people to being at their smartest when they resort to those jokes? The verimin/rodents feels a little more like monkeys here with words used like
aping alongsi.
FYI, I don't have English as first language. I don't live in an English speaking country either.
Also I think it would be more appropriate to view/consider age and maturity in matters like these, rather than where you're from and/or if you have English as first or second language.
Was just bored though, and I probably won't answer to any of this

, as it could get heated. Heated stuff just aren't as fun without alcohol.