VN Ren'Py Abandoned Ecchi Sensei [Day 22-23 Final] [BlueCat]

[Themyschiron]

Thank you kind sir!

 

[OctoSky]

Well boys it's almost time for Bluecat's bimonthly Patreon "update". Any guesses on what will be said this time? My money's on him pushing the "oh I can't get a translator" bs that Skummy's been trying to sell as of late.

Wrote this a week ago and I still stand by it.

February post: Hey guys. Still haven't found a translator willing to translate 1.6 million words for 3 dollars and half a turkey sandwich. Anyway, I was gonna show everyone all the renders I did over the last 20 months but when I woke up this morning my cat had taken a screwdriver, opened my PC, removed the HDD and ate it with fava beans and a nice chianti. I promise to recover all my data within the next 12-18 months. Now on to the good news. The Swahili translations are almost finished.

 

[Smarmint]

Well boys it's almost time for Bluecat's bimonthly Patreon "update". Any guesses on what will be said this time? My money's on him pushing the "oh I can't get a translator" bs that Skummy's been trying to sell as of late.

Wrote this a week ago and I still stand by it.

February post: Hey guys. Still haven't found a translator willing to translate 1.6 million words for 3 dollars and half a turkey sandwich. Anyway, I was gonna show everyone all the renders I did over the last 20 months but when I woke up this morning my cat had taken a screwdriver, opened my PC, removed the HDD and ate it with fava beans and a nice chianti. I promise to recover all my data within the next 12-18 months. Now on to the good news. The Swahili translations are almost finished.

Ha. But this is pretty detailed for Bluecat. All his posts are super positive, without any specific detail of what he is working on relating to actual content or anything the fans actually care about.

Here is my prediction.

"February/March Update:

Everything is going great as always. Thanks to our amazing rewrite of the game engine, merge number three, a few years from now, will only take a few days, so don't worry. Also, the translation into Esperanto is almost finished, for all you Esperanto speakers.

A big surprise for everyone. I have created a new main menu as a 3D video! Ecchi Sensei now has the greatest main menu of any AVN! And due to file compression, the menu video only takes up half the size of the original image.

Finally, what you have all been waiting for. I have very exciting news for the game. The dialog font has been converted to Helvetica Bold!

No need to thank me. Just keep the monthly donations coming, and you can expect more awesome game improvements like these!!"

 

[OctoSky]

This is all way to detailed for Bluecat. Plus, all his posts are very positive, without any specific detail of what he is working or anything the fans actually care about.

Here is my prediction.

February/March Update:

"Everything is going great as always. Thanks to our amazing rewrite of the game engine merge number three will only take a few days, so don't worry. Also, the translation into Esperanto is almost finished, for all you Esperanto speakers in San Marino.

A big surprise for everyone. I have converted the main menu into a 3D video! Ecchi Sensei now has the greatest main menu of any AVN! And due to file compression, the menu video only takes up half the size of the original image.

Lastly, huge game news. The game font has been converted to Helvetica Bold! No need to thank me. Just keep the monthly donations coming, and you can expect more awesome game improvements like these!!"

Bluecat is that you??! Holy Jesus on a tortilla, you sound exactly like those patreon posts.

 

[Naminéツ]

Might check this one out, people seem to like it

 

[Blackdragon0083]

Ha. But this is pretty detailed for Bluecat. All his posts are super positive, without any specific detail of what he is working on relating to actual content or anything the fans actually care about.

Here is my prediction.

"February/March Update:

Everything is going great as always. Thanks to our amazing rewrite of the game engine, merge number three, a few years from now, will only take a few days, so don't worry. Also, the translation into Esperanto is almost finished, for all you Esperanto speakers.

A big surprise for everyone. I have created a new main menu as a 3D video! Ecchi Sensei now has the greatest main menu of any AVN! And due to file compression, the menu video only takes up half the size of the original image.

Finally, what you have all been waiting for. I have very exciting news for the game. The dialog font has been converted to Helvetica Bold!

No need to thank me. Just keep the monthly donations coming, and you can expect more awesome game improvements like these!!"

It's scary but I can actually see this being his response.

Might check this one out, people seem to like it

Prepare to be haunted be the character designs, snicker at the bad backgrounds, endeared by the zany story, impressed by the sheer girth of content, and then disappointed when it suddenly stops, and then furious to find out the game hasn't been updated in 2 years because the creator cant figure out how to put things together in Renpy and or is fleecing capital from people with sunk cost syndrome.

 

[OctoSky]

Might check this one out, people seem to like it

If you like it you can join our national club that has been waiting for a game update for 2 years. Just give us your name, address, phone number, social security number, mothers maiden name, and the name of your first pet and we'll send you a complimentary gift basket. Welcome to the club.

 

[Naminéツ]

yikes

 

[Deleted member 87081]

Ha. But this is pretty detailed for Bluecat. All his posts are super positive, without any specific detail of what he is working on relating to actual content or anything the fans actually care about.

Here is my prediction.

"February/March Update:

Everything is going great as always. Thanks to our amazing rewrite of the game engine, merge number three, a few years from now, will only take a few days, so don't worry. Also, the translation into Esperanto is almost finished, for all you Esperanto speakers.

A big surprise for everyone. I have created a new main menu as a 3D video! Ecchi Sensei now has the greatest main menu of any AVN! And due to file compression, the menu video only takes up half the size of the original image.

Finally, what you have all been waiting for. I have very exciting news for the game. The dialog font has been converted to Helvetica Bold!

No need to thank me. Just keep the monthly donations coming, and you can expect more awesome game improvements like these!!"

Lmao

 

[Dukez]

If you like it you can join our national club that has been waiting for a game update for 2 years. Just give us your name, address, phone number, social security number, mothers maiden name, and the name of your first pet and we'll send you a complimentary gift basket. Welcome to the club.

Kind of wish clans were a thing now on the forums, we could all band together and form a union lmao.

Perhaps bluecat should move game engines even, move on over to Godot or something so you have true full control and more capabilities if needed. Can't remember what game it was but one I've played that was made in that engine seemed to run very well, I find renpy games (even though it's... simplistic) are hit and miss in how well/smooth a game runs lol. Saw recently you can change the render and the other way of rendering the game makes it run better even though I really should not have any issues on a renpy game of all things.

 

[Roter]

Kind of wish clans were a thing now on the forums, we could all band together and form a union lmao.

Perhaps bluecat should move game engines even, move on over to Godot or something so you have true full control and more capabilities if needed. Can't remember what game it was but one I've played that was made in that engine seemed to run very well, I find renpy games (even though it's... simplistic) are hit and miss in how well/smooth a game runs lol. Saw recently you can change the render and the other way of rendering the game makes it run better even though I really should not have any issues on a renpy game of all things.

Do NOT give bluecat any more ideas on how to delay the game any further

 

[Dukez]

Do NOT give bluecat any more ideas on how to delay the game any further

You mean you don't want a perfect game setup for the future?

 

[OctoSky]

You mean you don't want a perfect game setup for the future?

Smarmint speaks like Bluecat and now you speak like Latecomer.... Shhhh be very very quiet, I'm smelling something suspicious.

 

[RandoCard3]

I honestly wouldn't mind them just starting from scratch. I'm a little tired of Illusion models at this point.

I'd also like it if there was more focus on player choice from the start.

 

[Smarmint]

I honestly wouldn't mind them just starting from scratch. I'm a little tired of Illusion models at this point.

I'd also like it if there was more focus on player choice from the start.

That is a good point. The one thing that always bothered me about ES, is that there is no player choice other than "See scene" or "skip scene", and to me, after the first 20 characters or so, all the characters tend to run together in my mind, so I have a hard time remembering who I am talking to, barring the core characters.

However, Illusion models have come a long way, with some clever modding. Have you seen Pale Carnations, Eternium, or Ripples? Yes, you can see the Illusion model characteristics, faintly, but they are a huge improvement over what we see in Ecchi Sensei.

 

[Caloi]

hey guys, im just new in this game, and may i know, is that every week is a standalone version? or i need to download all 3 weeks version to play this game?

 

[Blackdragon0083]

hey guys, im just new in this game, and may i know, is that every week is a standalone version? or i need to download all 3 weeks version to play this game?

Each week is a stand alone game and the save file carries decisions over between weeks.

 

[Avaron1974]

"I would give an update but Horizon Forbidden West and Elden Ring both released ... priorities and all that jazz"..

I would accept that excuse.

It's the one i'm using as to why I haven't contacted any of my family or friends recently.

 

[Blackdragon0083]

"I would give an update but Horizon Forbidden West and Elden Ring both released ... priorities and all that jazz"..

I would accept that excuse.

It's the one i'm using as to why I haven't contacted any of my family or friends recently.

Excuse checks out.

 

[Banish]

"I would give an update but Horizon Forbidden West and Elden Ring both released ... priorities and all that jazz"..

I would accept that excuse.

It's the one i'm using as to why I haven't contacted any of my family or friends recently.

Completely random answer but that Magrit fellow is a pain in the ass died 41 times on him..and i had leveled up and all.