VN Ren'Py Abandoned Ecchi Sensei [Day 22-23 Final] [BlueCat]

[opiex942]

lick each one

Each one of?

 

[Wolfen5]

Ok guys, for 1 million dollars, for the rest of your life every time you spend physical money, change or bills, you have to lick each one. Would you do it for 1 million dollars?

I've licked worse, and since I use my debit card %95 of the time, I have zero issues licking the card also.

 

[OctoSky]

Each one of?

Each bill and change. So if you use bills and three coins, you gotta lick each bill and coin.

 

[OctoSky]

I've licked worse, and since I use my debit card %95 of the time, I have zero issues licking the card also.

Ok wolf, I got one for you. For a million dollars, for the rest of your life you never have to pay for anything, but whenever you go shopping in the store or online or pay bills or anything, there is a guy that pays for it BUT he sticks his finger in your ass for 5 seconds. Also its not just one transaction. If you pay all bills at the end of the month, thats 5 seconds per bill. So, you never have to pay for anything again since he pays but you get a finger in the ass. Would you take the money?

 

[Wolfen5]

Ok wolf, I got one for you. For a million dollars, for the rest of your life you never have to pay for anything, but whenever you go shopping in the store or online or pay bills or anything, there is a guy that pays for it BUT he sticks his finger in your ass for 5 seconds. Also its not just one transaction. If you pay all bills at the end of the month, thats 5 seconds per bill. So, you never have to pay for anything again since he pays but you get a finger in the ass. Would you take the money?

Well, I'd have questions for clarification. lol
Is the limit 1 million dollars, so the finger in the ass is there UNTIL the million is spent or even when spent I still have to endure the finger til I die (since you mentioned rest of my life). Is the duration of the finger in ass cumulative and be paid in one "sitting" or does it require me to allow it each individual time? Silly questions, but having had colonoscopies and enemas for medical reasons I have less issues with something up there as opposed to the inconvenience of dropping my pants several times a day.
Now if I knew this would be the topic of the day for me, I might have decided to endure one show of housewives but since I'm not particularly shy nor prudish, I guess I'd still take the money, buy ES and finish it myself for the fuck of it.

 

[OctoSky]

Well, I'd have questions for clarification. lol
Is the limit 1 million dollars, so the finger in the ass is there UNTIL the million is spent or even when spent I still have to endure the finger til I die (since you mentioned rest of my life). Is the duration of the finger in ass cumulative and be paid in one "sitting" or does it require me to allow it each individual time? Silly questions, but having had colonoscopies and enemas for medical reasons I have less issues with something up there as opposed to the inconvenience of dropping my pants several times a day.
Now if I knew this would be the topic of the day for me, I might have decided to endure one show of housewives but since I'm not particularly shy nor prudish, I guess I'd still take the money, buy ES and finish it myself for the fuck of it.

No, the finger is in the ass ONLY when you purchase stuff. The million you get as soon as you accept it. Yes, its for the rest of your days. Lets say you pay 1 bill, thats 5 seconds of finger in ass. If you pay 5 bills thats 25 seconds. At stores or such its just one purchase so just 5 seconds. Once you have the million, its yours. I should also mention that it doesn't matter where you are, when he pays for you thats where you drop trousers and get fingered. So, imagine you go to the store and see a girl scout troop selling cookies and you buy them, bam, finger in ass in front of kids and parents.

Your right. Now that I'm really thinking about this it is weird....still better than the housewives in my opinion.

 

[Wolfen5]

No, the finger is in the ass ONLY when you purchase stuff. The million you get as soon as you accept it. Yes, its for the rest of your days. Lets say you pay 1 bill, thats 5 seconds of finger in ass. If you pay 5 bills thats 25 seconds. At stores or such its just one purchase so just 5 seconds. Once you have the million, its yours. I should also mention that it doesn't matter where you are, when he pays for you thats where you drop trousers and get fingered. So, imagine you go to the store and see a girl scout troop selling cookies and you buy them, bam, finger in ass in front of kids and parents.

Your right. Now that I'm really thinking about this it is weird....still better than the housewives in my opinion.

I guess my apprehension would be the potentiality of being arrested for indecent exposure then. Lawyer fees sapping away that million while a finger in the ass paying those same lawyers on top of everything else. Might be trouble for my love life and family so I guess I'm rethinking taking that deal. Too bad, who doesn't like money??? Like, bringing the gf or family to a nice restaurant for a romantic/ordinary dinner then having to drop my drawers at the table..might be the last time we go out together.
LOL Ok I'm done but Thank you for the laughs, a weird thought experiment to be sure but in all honesty not the weirdest.
I'll give someone else the chance to respond to this, should they wish.

 

[layer1avn]

"Or anything" is a clause, so lawyer fees would be covered. Taking out hits in the slam would also be possible if you were both in the same cell.

Really the only downside is if the guy has Pinnochio fingers and punches a hole in your stomach.

 

[Wolfen5]

"Or anything" is a clause, so lawyer fees would be covered. Taking out hits in the slam would also be possible if you were both in the same cell.

Really the only downside is if the guy has Pinnochio fingers and punches a hole in your stomach.

I guess, didn't see that. I'm sure it would be in this fictitious contract so. I can have a suspension of disbelief for getting a finger in the ass per transaction for a million dollars, but a gut puncturing stabbing A la terminator T-1000 finger-sword would be a no deal for obvious reasons.

 

[RandoCard3]

jesus. this thread is the perfect source, if someone is going to write a thesis on "human gullibility and the psychology behind it".

you fuckers need to get over this vn. it's not happening anymore and everything they've told you is bullshit.

This would have come across less stupid if the thread wasn't chock full of people saying they don't believe anything the devs are saying. Can you not read? Or is it more serious than that?

Anyway, if you have nothing to add the thread beyond randomly insulting everybody in it, kindly fuck off.

 

[Wolfen5]

This would have come across less stupid if the thread wasn't chock full of people saying they don't believe anything the devs are saying. Can you not read? Or is it more serious than that?

Anyway, if you have nothing to add the thread beyond randomly insulting everybody in it, kindly fuck off.

Be kind. He/She/They just felt left out and wanted some sort of validation and/or acknowledgement of their presence. Whilst some of us are very skeptical at this point, and others are hopeful, I'll headpat everyone the same, I can love the haters and hate the lovers and all in between.

 

[Amariithynar]

I guess I'll chuck some additional thoughts on this.

1) They really shouldn't call it a merge given what they said they are doing with it and how long it's taken it kind of oversells how long a merge should take *cough*, but even by their own previous examples. And yet, it can't be called a remaster or remake either since from a player perspective that will not be the case. Not sure what you would call it then.

2) Speaking on player perspective, a "jank" version is good enough if it works cause from the player perspective of playing it there would be nothing wrong and "just works" which is what my merge was supposed to point out mostly. I think it is a common trap for game developers to over complicate stuff and the result is it takes significantly longer or ends up scrapped as a result.

3) I'm not even sure how much is broken, and part of this is because it's been so long since actually playing it and what wasn't working and when but I think most (?) things were working in the latest releases which you would work off of and work backwards since you have a base that works already. (like I did)

4) Lack of communication is definitely a thing, but it's more so a lack of detailed information that's the problem. When they try to give detailed information it often doesn't make logical sense so that doesn't help either. I know the 'saves' is something they presented as a big issue but thinking about it now, does renpy have a hard limit on how many variables it can track? I remember looking at one of the saves and it seemed oddly bloated which I still think is just poor design, but maybe if there's any devs around here they can answer if they know of any hard limits the renpy save system has or not.

Oh yeah, I agree. It really shouldn't have been called a merge, unelss that was just the original intent and later changed- but when the intent changed they should have said so and not just continued to refer to it as a merge.

As for "jank version being good enough", I disagree, especially if it causes more problems than it fixes going forward, which was likely the case.

Poor design, poor communication, poor workflow, just everything has been mishandled with this project, from what I can see.

I prefer cats. Just not blue ones. For obvious reasons

Latecomers apparently trying to remake Renpy. They're as delusional as bluecat. And seeing as they can't do a months worth of work in a year and a half, I don't think any of it really matters anymore. What they say and what they do are polar opposites. I wouldn't bother getting vexed about any of it tbh

Oof, but I really can't refute that this is what it looks like; he's far outstepped his technical capabilities and is unable to do what he wanted, but isn't owning up to that and just keeps putting things off.

 

[OctoSky]

Oof, but I really can't refute that this is what it looks like; he's far outstepped his technical capabilities and is unable to do what he wanted, but isn't owning up to that and just keeps putting things off.

And now he is working on other projects while still doing the merge. Doesn't exactly bode well for the future of this game. If I remember correctly, which doesn't happen often, Bluecat made Latecomer the project leader/manager. So if your project manager can't do a merge of already existing content for almost two years then starts working on other projects while this one is still not done....yeah, its a fucking shitshow and Bluecat needs to seriously get rid of him and hire someone better.

 

[mmmonsterkill]

Insinuating that we have slow update schedules?

I'll take that as an offense; outside of these once-in-a-lifetime releases like Week 1 and Month 1, our update schedules are completely mental when you see just how much content we release in the regular schedule.

checked back on the thread after 2 years, seems like there is no new update yet so i was reminded of this answer to when i basically said why are you releasing a holiday special when there hasn't been a release for a year?


heh, yeah i was saying you have a slow update schedule but i didn't know exactly how slow holy shit

 

[Wolfen5]

checked back on the thread after 2 years, seems like there is no new update yet so i was reminded of this answer to when i basically said why are you releasing a holiday special when there hasn't been a release for a year?


heh, yeah i was saying you have a slow update schedule but i didn't know exactly how slow holy shit

Careful, as OctoSky can attest to, bringing receipts to display verified deflection will only lead to more entertainment here.

 

[Pgabriel23]

dead game?

 

[OctoSky]

Careful, as OctoSky can attest to, bringing receipts to display verified deflection will only lead to more entertainment here.

 

[OctoSky]

dead game?

On life support. Just waiting for someone to pull the plug.

 

[OctoSky]

It's been 2 years - without freezing funds

Easy money. Why work when you can sit back and do nothing while collecting?

simply finish week 4 and do month 2 in the "proper" way, and come back to fixing the first month later.

You mean the thing that people have been telling Bluecat to do for the past year+? Yeah, we've been there, we've done that. Wasn't until January, a full year since he said he had days 21-22 done just needed a translator, before he said he is looking for ways to move the game forward. Again, easy money.

skummy's claims

Yeah don't bother. Every single thing that Bluecats yes-man/PR boy Skummy has said has been proven, with facts, to be false, yet he still continues to say how great Bluecat is and how amazing the team is all the while we are being shown how fucking awful they are. Again, ignore him. Just read his posts to get a good chuckle.

surely after all of this time he ought to AT LEAST have the full script for month 2 done, if not 3?4?5? hell maybe even 6?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhh I think I broke a rib from laughing so hard.

Surely out of the hundreds of scenes and thousands of images he could offer up any sort of example that wouldn't spoil it too much?

Pfffft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ohhhh ohhh my ribs. He can't show something that doesn't exist. Look at all the other devs that post teasers or even just images of what they worked on or on working on. Skummy told us he saw images but lets be real, he also said that the merge will be out by the end of 2021 now that the character cards are not being added. Seen the merge yet? But he is honest and transparent.

If there was any honesty left in the team they would've frozen the patreon a whole year ago at least.

There was never any honesty to begin with. Plain and simple.

 

[Wolfen5]

Easy money. Why work when you can sit back and do nothing while collecting?

Given the lack of transparency with the development in the past (and present), the seemingly endless stream of "reasons" it's not crawling along and with the lack of anything concrete in terms of actual, physical proof of progression. Occam's razor being used here would highly suggest your statement is the most logical one.