DecentMonkey. it wouldn't be the first time players have suggested something like this. But how would you feel about letting Victoria (Philip's servant) bring her pet, named Melanie, into the basement in the sequel to the Philip quest you're working on? The pet will be on a leash and with a tail ending in you-know-what, and this pet will have a very hearty white-and-yellow treat waiting in a dog bowl (extreme content!).
I'm sure Monica would enjoy sharing this food with Melanie. In fact, it would be great to leave Melanie in the basement too (since Melanie is a very bad girlfriend to sweet Victoria and so she should be punished).