It's people like you that want "Game Journalist" level easy mode. Games that don't require you to make choices like Nekopara are probably more your speed.
Wait what? This thing has choices? As far as I can see its still "Game Journalist", the difference is that your "Journal" consists of bullshit text. Players are still required to follow a series of actions to reach an end point for each unlockable characters.
Funny how one quick jab at Stuck Simulator can get you lot so stuck on it. Here's a recap:
1. Intructions/hints/journal/or w/e the fuck you braintards call it: bullshit text that pretends to be all artsy and Shakespeare but doesn't make a lick of sense.
2. Gameplay/design: Amateur at best. For example, the shop keeper that requires multiple clicking (and I don't mean one or two clicks, but more than 50 at the least) to unlock. Sure some game might do that for easter eggs that has no consequence towards the main game, but for an unlockable character? Who in his spastic mind thought of that? And be honest here, who in the world that does not have a guide or hint from outside party would even think of repeatedly clicking on a side pic on their own like a monkey having a stroke.
3. Difficulty: There is none with a sandbox VN like this, the only difficulty is understanding your incoherent ramblings. You think to compare this to dark souls? BAHAHAHA, if DS level is up there, and then then theres the level where shit is at, your level is the shit juice that is dribbling down to lower elevations.
4. Story: The mom has to leave the kids behind cause the thugs are after them. Why? Why would leaving them stop the thugs from looking for them? Does the mom has a tracking chip up her ass? The mom at the time has no value, the value are with the kids, so she being around doesn't make any difference, the thugs would still be looking for them. She left them with their aunt who can't be located? Then why doesn't she stay with them then? Cause she has a tracking chip up her ass?
Well then, the story can continue with the protagonist fucking the chip out her ass (queue anal scene), instead of that "heal her soul or w/e bs". And if you want to go by your fakespeare route, you could have the oracle say something like "In Uranus hides the all seeing eye. Reach in deep into the black hole and purge the invader from between her thighs." or some bullshit. And you can even make oracle ram a broom stick up her ass animation if you're feeling up to it.
5. oh wait, nvm, this shit is too lazy for animations.
6. your latest addition, choices: ..l..
Anyways, I was done with this trash, got pulled in cause I had to see the notification from your dumb shill. Anymore replies to my post in this thread will not be entertained cause y'all are a waste of time. Let this thread return to its usual stuck posts.
