Fuck it.
A render of -any- girl you like (including those seen but not met yet in game), in - any -scenario you like for the best song, limerick or poem you can come up with.
The theme is "All content is optional".
My decision is final but I'm looking for amusing and brief. If it's really good I'll get Becca to sing it in one of the intros too with full credits to you. Competition is open for a week. Entries to be posted here.
Lets see what you come up with
Hey Nottravis.
First of all. I do apologize for my English grammar, it is, however, not my native language. Nevertheless, I am not a big songwriter, neither a phenomenal poet. Just pulled something together quickly, and if you feel like using it, then do feel free to do so. Both a suggestion for a song and poem will be added after my comment.
Also in advance, sorry for the rather long comment
Best of wishes
Regards
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SONG
Music: Swan Lee - If tomorrow never dies
The main menu is all I see
and I fear the gloomy content that waits for me.
Weird fetish in the game, that will hurt my eye(s)
As all the creators laughs bye-bye(s)
[Chorous]
This creator is another kind of girl
And she made another kind of world.
All the content is optional
So the fetish is no obstacle
So try not to be emotional
Floating around in space.
Will Chris sit on your face?
Annie wont respect my rank
Will I be forced to give her a spank
[Chorous]
This creator is another kind of girl
And she made another kind of world.
All the content is optional
So the fetish is no obstacle
So try not to be emotional
(...) Pause (...)
[Chorous]
This creator is another kind of girl
And she made another kind of world.
All the content is optional
So the fetish is no obstacle
So try not to be emotional
Uuuh lalala
All the content is optional
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Poem
Searching for the perfect adult game.
With nice renders of a dame.
And I do know what the problems are
The content leaves a heavy scar
How long shall I endure the fetish containing feet
That is not what I would call a treat.
Ah, if only all this scary content was optional
That would just be phenomenal.
My friend, this game happens in space.
The shuttle may be a disgrace
and Chris is looking for a place to sit
So I do have to admit
That since this content is optional
and I do not wanna be irresponsible.
Then I think that it is wise If I submit.
Just so Chris has a place to sit
Because she does look kinda unstoppable
and after all, the content is optional