Ren'Py Heavy Five [Ch.2RS] [Nottravis]

[Avaron1974]

Okay, I admit, we may be a little bit as bad as each other.

In my defense though it's not often I meet a girl I can have a laugh with like Notty, the sweet pea that she is.

Even people that know me sometimes take me too seriously and seem to think they will catch the gay if I play flirt.

They way some people act you'd think I was the pied piper of pussy. Blow my whistle and all straight woman in hearing distance suddenly start munching rug.

Anyone happen to know how to make a whistle like that?

 

[Oddball2k]

Now, don't you come all innocent with me, young missy!
Even using one of my favourite characters, have you no shame?
Now... go wait on the naughty step while I decide what to do with you.

What naughty step, there is only one dangerous step here!

Spoiler: Watch out for Mr. Muffles, the evil steps terrorist!!

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[Http404z]

They way some people act you'd think I was the pied piper of pussy. Blow my whistle and all straight woman in hearing distance suddenly start munching rug.

Male insecurity and the spaghetti theory makes for some uber-paranoid dudes.

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

Okay, I admit, we may be a little bit as bad as each other.

In my defense though it's not often I meet a girl I can have a laugh with like Notty, the sweet pea that she is.

Even people that know me sometimes take me too seriously and seem to think they will catch the gay if I play flirt.

They way some people act you'd think I was the pied piper of pussy. Blow my whistle and all straight woman in hearing distance suddenly start munching rug.

Anyone happen to know how to make a whistle like that?

A little bit you say?

One of the things I love about the internet and especially threads like this is that you can have a laugh without anyone getting hurt or taking offence (most of the time).

But would you want the whistle tuned to your rug? Or just rug in general? it's for research purposes, I might know a guy who knows a guy who's brother's uncle knows a guy who might be able to create a whistle

 

[Huitieme]

Okay, I admit, we may be a little bit as bad as each other.

In my defense though it's not often I meet a girl I can have a laugh with like Notty, the sweet pea that she is.

Even people that know me sometimes take me too seriously and seem to think they will catch the gay if I play flirt.

They way some people act you'd think I was the pied piper of pussy. Blow my whistle and all straight woman in hearing distance suddenly start munching rug.

Anyone happen to know how to make a whistle like that?

Hear! Hear! People be stupid! More details at five!
In other news, water be wet and so are you

 

[Avaron1974]

But would you want the whistle tuned to your rug? Or just rug in general? it's for research purposes, I might know a guy who knows a guy who's brother's uncle knows a guy who might be able to create a whistle

Just rug in general.

Call it a carpet clearance sale, first cum first served.

 

[somebodynobody]

They way some people act you'd think I was the pied piper of pussy. Blow my whistle and all straight woman in hearing distance suddenly start munching rug.

Anyone happen to know how to make a whistle like that?

As a lesbian, I don't think you are allowed to play the whistle, it is shaped like a penis, you blow on the tip and make the balls inside bounce. Could I offer you a zither? Lots of rubbing, finger picking/flicking and fingering.

 

[johnconnor]

Notty also asked for us to make some new banners if we could. So if you have any skills at that.

I have some skills... what kind of banners, Nottravis ?

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

I have some skills... what kind of banners, Nottravis ?

To replace the one on the main page (also in my sig)

 

[johnconnor]

Her room....

There's an easter egg for Trisha?

...I'll be in my bunk.

 

[Avaron1974]

I have some skills... what kind of banners, Nottravis ?

If memory serves me she wants a large banner for the front page. I think she wants a giant picture of Becca getting spanked by McGruder.

I could be wrong but make it and get it up on the front page then we'll see how it looks.

 

[Http404z]

If memory serves me she wants a large banner for the front page. I think she wants a giant picture of Becca getting spanked by McGruder.

I could be wrong but make it and get it up on the front page then we'll see how it looks.

No, I'm pretty sure it needs to expand on this theme.

 

[Avaron1974]

No, I'm pretty sure it needs to expand on this theme.
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The one on the bed is a bit too tall.

Not ginger or freckly enough either.

 

[Http404z]

The one on the bed is a bit too tall.

Not ginger or freckly enough either.

Why's it always gotta be about you? (Not that my fantasy doesn't have room for that, but Jane is my thang).

 

[Avaron1974]

Why's it always gotta be about you? (Not that my fantasy doesn't have room for that, but Jane is my thang).

Fine, i'll stop with the jokes.

 

[RC-1138 Boss]

Isn't that to graphic for a banner?

 

[Http404z]

Fine, i'll stop with the jokes.

Aww, I was just teasing.

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

If memory serves me she wants a large banner for the front page. I think she wants a giant picture of Becca getting spanked by McGruder.

I could be wrong but make it and get it up on the front page then we'll see how it looks.

That sounds fine by me

No, I'm pretty sure it needs to expand on this theme.
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Not really banner material is it? this is more poster or wallpaper...

 

[somebodynobody]

No, I'm pretty sure it needs to expand on this theme.
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Becca is not pouring the cast of the game champagne with her bum, gotta step up your game if you want to work the clubs.

 

[Http404z]

Mpfh, my humor is failing on all counts tonight. I'm out. See you again in ten pages.