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Now, don't you come all innocent with me, young missy!
Even using one of my favourite characters, have you no shame?
Now... go wait on the naughty step while I decide what to do with you.
Even using one of my favourite characters, have you no shame?
Now... go wait on the naughty step while I decide what to do with you.
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Okay, I admit, we may be a little bit as bad as each other.
In my defense though it's not often I meet a girl I can have a laugh with like Notty, the sweet pea that she is.
Even people that know me sometimes take me too seriously and seem to think they will catch the gay if I play flirt.
They way some people act you'd think I was the pied piper of pussy. Blow my whistle and all straight woman in hearing distance suddenly start munching rug.
Anyone happen to know how to make a whistle like that?
In my defense though it's not often I meet a girl I can have a laugh with like Notty, the sweet pea that she is.
Even people that know me sometimes take me too seriously and seem to think they will catch the gay if I play flirt.
They way some people act you'd think I was the pied piper of pussy. Blow my whistle and all straight woman in hearing distance suddenly start munching rug.
Anyone happen to know how to make a whistle like that?
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What naughty step, there is only one dangerous step here!Now, don't you come all innocent with me, young missy!
Even using one of my favourite characters, have you no shame?
Now... go wait on the naughty step while I decide what to do with you.
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Male insecurity and the spaghetti theory makes for some uber-paranoid dudes.
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A little bit you say?
One of the things I love about the internet and especially threads like this is that you can have a laugh without anyone getting hurt or taking offence (most of the time).
But would you want the whistle tuned to your rug? Or just rug in general?
it's for research purposes, I might know a guy who knows a guy who's brother's uncle knows a guy who might be able to create a whistle
Hear! Hear! People be stupid! More details at five!
In other news, water be wet and so are you
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Just rug in general.But would you want the whistle tuned to your rug? Or just rug in general?
Call it a carpet clearance sale, first cum first served.
As a lesbian, I don't think you are allowed to play the whistle, it is shaped like a penis, you blow on the tip and make the balls inside bounce. Could I offer you a zither? Lots of rubbing, finger picking/flicking and fingering.
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I have some skills... what kind of banners, Nottravis ?
- Jun 21, 2017
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To replace the one on the main page (also in my sig)
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If memory serves me she wants a large banner for the front page. I think she wants a giant picture of Becca getting spanked by McGruder.
I could be wrong but make it and get it up on the front page then we'll see how it looks.
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Why's it always gotta be about you? (Not that my fantasy doesn't have room for that, but Jane is my thang).
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Aww, I was just teasing.
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That sounds fine by me
Not really banner material is it? this is more poster or wallpaper...
Becca is not pouring the cast of the game champagne with her bum, gotta step up your game if you want to work the clubs.