Goblin Baily: DILF

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You know ? Whenever Notty says she's innocent all I hear is Ursula singing
only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself
Can you do that?
My dear, sweet child, that's what I do
It's what I live for
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself
Poor souls with no one else to turn to
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (Pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
 

Huitieme

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I've nearly done that a few times.

You ever get like that when you've talked to someone for so long and you nearly pick up their mannerisms?

I've had to stop myself typing like that a few times now.

I'll end up turning into mini Notty.
*Totes isn't concerned at all*

AH the next one!

*is doing it -very- differently*

I should really set up a separate thread for the SP game, but far too soon to be talking about it really *is worried someone will steal her -very- aces ideas!*
Stealing ideas is one thing, but they would never steal your FREEDOOOOOM writing skills, plotting talent or uniqueness ;)

I have to hit the road for 2 hours, see you in 10 pages!
 

Goblin Baily: DILF

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Alrighties guys, that's me done for the morning. Renders and RL to do. Laters!
Done already ? A bummer, I was barely getting started....
Times like that I envy the ladies.... you can use battery powered tools... and what can poor Mike do ? Switch the power on and off... the guy gets bored on a small station with less than 25 people
 
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