Ren'Py Abandoned Heavy Five [Ch.2RS] [Nottravis]

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

We all know how it is sweety, you've had a busy day, you are hungry....

You get home and you scour the house for food. You search the cupboards but you haven't been shopping yet, you search the fridge but all you have is some pineapple juice and baby bells....

You wonder what to do, then it dawns on you .... take away.

Suddenly your friendly neighbourhood ginger lesbian turns up but Notty is still hungry....

Ava, being the awesome friend she is, offers you the only thing you need ever eat.

She sits down, spreads apart those thighs and offers you a hot, juicy, succulent ..... chicken leg because Ava looks after her friends well being.

That was bad, you can't do stories like that! I mean to keep people guessing until the very end only to drop a massive twist at the end! Who would do such a thing?

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

For that matter, it could also be "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away" (e.g.). Enigma suspends disbelief.

Or the original... Once Upon a Time...

 

[Avaron1974]

That was bad, you can't do stories like that! I mean to keep people guessing until the very end only to drop a massive twist at the end! Who would do such a thing?

Yeah, who would do that. It's almost like sending someone a story with a punchline ending.

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

Yeah, who would do that. It's almost like sending someone a story with a punchline ending.

You love it, you do, they all do!

 

[Nottravis]

We all know how it is sweety, you've had a busy day, you are hungry....

You get home and you scour the house for food. You search the cupboards but you haven't been shopping yet, you search the fridge but all you have is some pineapple juice and baby bells....

You wonder what to do, then it dawns on you .... take away.

Suddenly your friendly neighbourhood ginger lesbian turns up but Notty is still hungry....

Ava, being the awesome friend she is, offers you the only thing you need ever eat.

She sits down, spreads apart those thighs and offers you a hot, juicy, succulent ..... chicken leg because Ava looks after her friends well being.

So....You keep your chicken in a greasy box?

*smiles innocently*

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

So....You keep your chicken in a greasy box?

*smiles innocently*

It must be finger lickin' good

 

[Nottravis]

That was bad, you can't do stories like that! I mean to keep people guessing until the very end only to drop a massive twist at the end! Who would do such a thing?

If I didn't have more than one story twist I might have suspected that was aimed at me....

 

[Avaron1974]

So....You keep your chicken in a greasy box?

*smiles innocently*

Of course.

I've always found the best way to deal with my chicken box is to get your fingers right in there and get the juicy bits, you can always lick your fingers clean later.

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

If I didn't have more than one story twist I might have suspected that was aimed at me....

Totes not aimed at you, I promise

 

[Nottravis]

I'm rooting so hard for angry sex with Chris you have no idea

It isn't too complicated. My 2 cents:
The time it takes a vessel to reach a destination is limited by light speed (but who says it must? Plenty of sci-fi stuff use faster-than-light travel. Though FTL travel is pretty much indistinguishable from time travel into the past, so that might get messy).

A few light years is enough to cover the closest stars. 5-10 light years is reasonable for this setting. Interestingly, time passes differently aboard the ship proportional to the travel speed where faster speed means shorter time, and where light speed travel is instant.
You have already kinda sorta revealed that the travel time is not extreme (like years) so that means the ship must be travelling at pretty close to the speed of light (or maybe even faster). To be consistent with real life physics such a journey should take 5-10 years from the viewpoint of an Earth or Ophion observer. A round trip is thus 10-20 years, but the people travelling would experience anything from seconds to many years depending on the speed. A small drawback of this system is that any transmissions from Earth would arrive on Ophion with the same time lag. The news from Earth would thus be 5-10 years old.

If you don't want to be bothered with the difference in time passed, then wormhole physics could solve that for you. If space is "bent" so that two distant regions somehow become connected then pretty much anything goes and everything could be in "real time" without any difference in the progression of time depending on if you are on the ship or not.

I totally understand why you don't want to touch this subject, but honestly I think it would be really cool if you did.

The whole time dilation effect was a key reason I parked it tbh.

This is sorta what I meant when I referred to the time/distance thing. It just becomes a nightmare and is so easy to trip up on.

 

[Avaron1974]

Totes

Oh noes, you have gone to the dark side ... you have started the dreaded Notty speak.

 

[Nottravis]

Of course.

I've always found the best way to deal with my chicken box is to get your fingers right in there and get the juicy bits, you can always lick your fingers clean later.

I think you're starting to win this y'know...

 

[Nottravis]

Oh noes, you have gone to the dark side ... you have started the dreaded Notty speak.

Wait till they start "Walker" speak!

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

Oh noes, you have gone to the dark side ... you have started the dreaded Notty speak.

Yeah, totes *smiles sweetly while wiggling eyebrows*

I think you're starting to win this y'know...

I think you might be right

 

[Avaron1974]

I think you're starting to win this y'know...

Had to step up a bit after the milkshake and lingerie comments.

There are some departments where it's totally one sided in your favour.

Innuendo's all I have left and fortunately I have lots.

Edit - unlike boobs .... before someone else says it

 

[somebodynobody]

We all know how it is sweety, you've had a busy day, you are hungry....

You get home and you scour the house for food. You search the cupboards but you haven't been shopping yet, you search the fridge but all you have is some pineapple juice and baby bells....

You wonder what to do, then it dawns on you .... take away.

Suddenly your friendly neighbourhood ginger lesbian turns up but Notty is still hungry....

Ava, being the awesome friend she is, offers you the only thing you need ever eat.

She sits down, spreads apart those thighs and offers you a hot, juicy, succulent ..... chicken leg because Ava looks after her friends well being.

I now question Ava's job in a kitchen. All top chefs would agree any form of cheese is a sufficient dinner.

Also I am unsure if the chicken leg was a punch line joke for us, or a cry from Ava about having stick legs. Quick everyone give her exercise advice on growing those thighs and calves.

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

Had to step up a bit after the milkshake and lingerie comments.

There are some departments where it's totally one sided in your favour.

Innuendo's all I have left and fortunately I have lots.

Edit - unlike boobs .... before someone else says it

We wouldn't dream of bringing up your boobs, totally not thinking about your boobs, beeewbs

 

[Nottravis]

Innuendo's all I have left and fortunately I have lots.

You are not sticking anything in my end! At least not again. Well, not with more prep at least.

 

[Nottravis]

We wouldn't dream of bringing up your boobs, totally not thinking about your boobs, beeewbs

Youre thinking about bewbs aren't you?

 

[Nottravis]

Yeah, totes *smiles sweetly while wiggling eyebrows*

I think you might be right

*wails at the misfortune of being straight and having a bisexual puss*

It's a curse, I tell you. A curse.