Ren'Py Heavy Five [Ch.2RS] [Nottravis]

[Huitieme]

*peeks in and catches the jaffa cake theft!*

No doubt you expect me to get cross.
No doubt you expect me to wreak revenge in the code against the naughty ones amongst you*

But no.

Instead I shall just appeal to your sense of justice. Your better nature. Stealing a dev's Jaffa cakes is not a nice thing to do.

A dev without jaffa cakes ends up having to forage in the wild for them. Having to leave their safe harbour of a room and explore the wild; hunting cakes down as best as they can. But it's not their natural environment. Not at all.

They become exposed, vulnerable, and easy prey for predators! Is that you want? Because stealing jaffa cakes is how that happens!
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*(Actually you may be right! *has all sorts of fan service in her code for Four... )

*poofs again*

Well, if that isn't incentive to keep stealing jaffa cakes, I don't know what it is! (also, I'm starting to think that the jaffa company should pay Notty for all the free publicity going on XD).

Come here girl!

 

[Huitieme]

Good on you!

I kinda don't like that I didn't get to see the review at all. It could have been interesting, you know, for science.

I'm glad it's not there to pollute the score though, but still; What good is drama if I only get to see half of it? ^^

This time I'm pretty sure I was innocent. I've been laying low for a while.

TL;DR
"Me stupid no understand long words! Game no make me peepee hard! 0/10 will not download freely again"

 

[Akamari]

(also, I'm starting to think that the jaffa company should pay Notty for all the free publicity going on XD).

Come here girl!
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They should! I'm considering importing them here cause no one does!

 

[Nottravis]

... and apply any temperature we like to it, for ultimate comfyness. I'm sure Ava agrees that would create possibilities.

*eyes!*

 

[Akamari]

They become exposed, vulnerable, and easy prey for predators! Is that you want? Because stealing jaffa cakes is how that happens!

Not me! I believe protecting wild devs is essential for the future!

 

[TheDevian]

Hmm, depending on muscle strength, wouldn't that plastic crumple? Better be safe and put it in the freezer first. A bit of ice should definitely reinforce it!

Warm is fine, you know, if you are into that, but all you really need to do is keep that cap sealed tight, and the pressure won't let it collapse...

 

[TheDevian]

Not me! I believe protecting wild devs is essential for the future!

Yes! Absolutely! We must! ...has NO future self interest in this at all.

 

[DA22]

It can have it's charms.

So, I'm told!

Sure you are just told , since you are very innocent after all Never tried to insert something frozen with that width for 10 cm or so, does not seem very comfortable to the woman or pleasurable to me. Besides I am very sure many in this thread would give Becca a good home with plenty of Jaffa cakes, wine and other necessities. Not sure how safe she would be though.

 

[Nottravis]

Sure you are just told , since you are very innocent after all Never tried to insert something frozen with that width for 10 cm or so, does not seem very comfortable to the woman or pleasurable to me. Besides I am very sure many in this thread would give Becca a good home with plenty of Jaffa cakes, wine and other necessities. Not sure how safe she would be though.

*needs a "looks shifty/innocent" emoji....*

 

[DA22]

*needs a "looks shifty/innocent" emoji....*

Nah you are already quite eloquent as is, though it would be nice.

 

[Nottravis]

Righties guys. Thanks for the support this morning btw. Appreciated.

Defo not around for a week or so probs, not even to drop in. Racing against time a tad to chomp away at four and the problem is, if I pop in here I can end up spending an age (has far too much fun!).

So running silent for a tad else it'll get to 5pm and I'll wonder where my day off went!

Laters!

 

[Huitieme]

*needs a "looks shifty/innocent" emoji....*

I propose:

 

[DA22]

Righties guys. Thanks for the support this morning btw. Appreciated.

Defo not around for a week or so probs, not even to drop in. Racing against time a tad to chomp away at four and the problem is, if I pop in here I can end up spending an age (has far too much fun!).

So running silent for a tad else it'll get to 5pm and I'll wonder where my day off went!

Laters!

Have fun rendering, but also remember sometimes having some fun and taking your mind of what you are doing, keeps you fresh and focused. So do not overdo the hard work just to give us something a day early and tire yourself out in the process.

 

[Akamari]

*needs a "looks shifty/innocent" emoji....*

Something like ?

 

[Akamari]

I propose: View attachment 370828

Goddamn it!

 

[Avaron1974]

*peeks in and catches the jaffa cake theft!*

No doubt you expect me to get cross.
No doubt you expect me to wreak revenge in the code against the naughty ones amongst you*

But no.

Instead I shall just appeal to your sense of justice. Your better nature. Stealing a dev's Jaffa cakes is not a nice thing to do.

A dev without jaffa cakes ends up having to forage in the wild for them. Having to leave their safe harbour of a room and explore the wild; hunting cakes down as best as they can. But it's not their natural environment. Not at all.

They become exposed, vulnerable, and easy prey for predators! Is that you want? Because stealing jaffa cakes is how that happens!
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*(Actually you may be right! *has all sorts of fan service in her code for Four... )

*poofs again*

And hiding in those rocks is rarely spotted Welsh Rarebit that likes to attack unaware girls with it's tongue of orgasmic doom.

 

[DA22]

And hiding in those rocks is rarely spotted Welsh Rarebit that likes to attack unaware girls with it's tongue of orgasmic doom.

So that would be two catches of rare beasts at the price of one. Can already see Huitieme getting ready for hunting season.

 

[RC-1138 Boss]

ps: See you in a week Notty.

 

[Akamari]

And hiding in those rocks is rarely spotted Welsh Rarebit that likes to attack unaware girls with it's tongue of orgasmic doom.

I suspect it's actually a wererarebit. Cute ginger by day, lascivious beast by night.

 

[frap]

Nearly five pages this morning, mostly about a new member who obviously didn't come here to be a contributing member of the community. If I dropped one-star reviews for all the games I tried when I first got here that weren't my cup of hemlock I imagine I'd have been banned by now.

Dear new members,
This is a community. There are lots of things you can check out: games, comics, etc. If something you download isn't to your taste, delete it and move on. The rest of us don't want to hear your whining about how game XYZ didn't fulfill the specific demands you have for games. Keep trying, look at the genre tags, look at the prefix, look at the description. That is how you'll find games you can enjoy.

*Steals some of Notty's Jaffa Cakes*

Oh no you dint!

...
Oh boy, you're in trouble now!

Seems they got lucky this time. But seriously, don't steal her render fuel!

Sure, just try to talk yourself out of that one. You should be able to do better though if want to escape the glares or a violent ceiling Becca raiding your cupboards and fridge.

You know, maybe we should all stock some, just for ceiling Becca. Put the packet on the highest shelf where she won't have to reach far to get them.