Ren'Py Heavy Five [Ch.2RS] [Nottravis]

[frap]

Nearly five pages this morning, mostly about a new member who obviously didn't come here to be a contributing member of the community. If I dropped one-star reviews for all the games I tried when I first got here that weren't my cup of hemlock I imagine I'd have been banned by now.

Dear new members,
This is a community. There are lots of things you can check out: games, comics, etc. If something you download isn't to your taste, delete it and move on. The rest of us don't want to hear your whining about how game XYZ didn't fulfill the specific demands you have for games. Keep trying, look at the genre tags, look at the prefix, look at the description. That is how you'll find games you can enjoy.

*Steals some of Notty's Jaffa Cakes*

Oh no you dint!

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Oh boy, you're in trouble now!

Seems they got lucky this time. But seriously, don't steal her render fuel!

Sure, just try to talk yourself out of that one. You should be able to do better though if want to escape the glares or a violent ceiling Becca raiding your cupboards and fridge.

You know, maybe we should all stock some, just for ceiling Becca. Put the packet on the highest shelf where she won't have to reach far to get them.

 

[frap]

I suspect it's actually a wererarebit. Cute ginger by day, lascivious beast by night.

Spoiler: Language...

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[DA22]

Nearly five pages this morning, mostly about a new member who obviously didn't come here to be a contributing member of the community. If I dropped one-star reviews for all the games I tried when I first got here that weren't my cup of hemlock I imagine I'd have been banned by now.

Dear new members,
This is a community. There are lots of things you can check out: games, comics, etc. If something you download isn't to your taste, delete it and move on. The rest of us don't want to hear your whining about how game XYZ didn't fulfill the specific demands you have for games. Keep trying, look at the genre tags, look at the prefix, look at the description. That is how you'll find games you can enjoy.



Oh no you dint!



Seems they got lucky this time. But seriously, don't steal her render fuel!



You know, maybe we should all stock some, just for ceiling Becca. Put the packet on the highest shelf where she won't have to reach far to get them.

Good idea that last one. maybe we should not tell her about the silk ropes to trap her though

 

[frap]

Good idea that last one. maybe we should not tell her about the silk ropes to trap her though

I assume you're trapping for the wild dev breeding and reintroduction program? It's a lot of work to get those little blighters back to a sustainable population, what with the hunters and predation from rarebits and such, but we need to save them from extinction.

*has only the most noble intentions*

 

[Sulring Durgul]

A dev without jaffa cakes ends up having to forage in the wild for them. Having to leave their safe harbour of a room and explore the wild; hunting cakes down as best as they can. But it's not their natural environment. Not at all.
They become exposed, vulnerable, and easy prey for predators! Is that you want? Because stealing jaffa cakes is how that happens!
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And hiding in those rocks is rarely spotted Welsh Rarebit that likes to attack unaware girls with it's tongue of orgasmic doom.

Ah ha! They're both in the open now! BRING FORTH THE HOLY HANDGRENADE!

 

[DA22]

I assume you're trapping for the wild dev breeding and reintroduction program? It's a lot of work to get those little blighters back to a sustainable population, what with the hunters and predation from rarebits and such, but we need to save them from extinction.

*has only the most noble intentions*

Of course, of course only for conservation, scientific and the best of reasons. No sane man would hurt such a cute creature.

 

[Sulring Durgul]

I assume you're trapping for the wild dev breeding and reintroduction program? It's a lot of work to get those little blighters back to a sustainable population, what with the hunters and predation from rarebits and such, but we need to save them from extinction.

*has only the most noble intentions*

How about cloning? Requires way less work... but way more equipment otoh.

 

[DA22]

How about cloning? Requires way less work... but way more equipment otoh.

Also you would miss out on most of the fun, not even talking of the dangers of copying any slight defects in the dna to all clones with all possible bad effects of that for the future of the species. Nah better no shortcuts and do it the hard way.

 

[Avaron1974]

Ah ha! They're both in the open now! BRING FORTH THE HOLY HANDGRENADE!

Just make sure you count to 3 because 3 is the number.

 

[Goblin Baily: DILF]

Just make sure you count to 3 because 3 is the number.

Throw at 3 or before 3 ?

 

[Huitieme]

I suspect it's actually a wererarebit. Cute ginger by day, lascivious beast by night.

I found the infamous Welshre-rabbit!

Spoiler: Don't shoot, guys!

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[Nottravis]

I found the infamous Welshre-rabbit!

Spoiler: Don't shoot, guys!

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I'd bang it *nods nods*

 

[Huitieme]

I'd bang it *nods nods*

And I'd film it.

For research, of course.

 

[Nottravis]

I'd bang it *nods nods*

Obvs we'd have to be including Jaffa cakes. *sage nods*

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

*Steals some of Notty's Jaffa Cakes*

Oh shit, now you're in for it!

Great so now we can blame Akamari for any of our choices that go wrong in the game and we can blame Dripping for any delay of the release of Chapter 4 since he stole Notty's fuel. Hands Notty two packages of Jaffa cakes with a Dripping lock on them that only can be opened with Notty's fingerprints.

How did you get Notty's fingerprints? Just asking for science!

I know, just need to lighten the thread a little. Besides, Notty surely won't miss em, she's got a closet full of them! So I'm just being helpful, making room for shoes or whatever.

Haven't you been reading? Notty doesn't need shoes, she renders in her knickers!

*needs a "looks shifty/innocent" emoji....*

This is possible, I vote for the angelic emoticon, it's the only one missing in this set.

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Interesting...

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You know, maybe we should all stock some, just for ceiling Becca. Put the packet on the highest shelf where she won't have to reach far to get them.

Are you in cahoots with Ceiling Becca? Has she told you about my secret stash?

Throw at 3 or before 3 ?

Thow shall lob it at three

 

[I'm Not Thea Lundgren!]

I'd bang it *nods nods*

That was a quick week... using your time machine again?





Not that we aren't pleased to see you, but... *cracks whip* get back to work!

 

[frap]

That was a quick week... using your time machine again?





Not that we aren't pleased to see you, but... *cracks whip* get back to work!

I could swear the flux capacitor is going out on that thing - she keeps ending up in the wrong time.

Notty, bring it by the house - we'll pull it in the garage and have a look. Wouldn't want you getting stuck in the Pleistocene without a way home, would we?

 

[Akamari]

And I'd film it.

For research, of course.

Oh now, you'd film it! What happened to your hunting fervor, huh?!

 

[Huitieme]

Oh now, you'd film it! What happened to your hunting fervor, huh?!

I've traded my gun for a camera. Less dead animals, more happy memories

 

[Akamari]

I've traded my gun for a camera. Less dead animals, more happy memories

Good. At least one of you has turned to the right path. We need to study and preserve the species in its natural environment.