I'm beginning to think H5 is for a niche fanbase. What is it with this game? What is Notty doing?!
Well, at least I'm not alone.
Sit by the fire, child and I'll tell you a tale of wonders. My heart still remembers that day as if it was yesterday, but it has been ten months of bliss...
It was a dark time of panels cleaning, shower peeping and love at first sight of the dong... But then she came, with fiery blaze of passion common among those having said "I had it with those landlordloving tropes in those landlordloving games". It was the edge of a new year when for the first time I opened the exe. I never believed in love at first sight till "tutorial girl" appeared on screen. And something in my mind changed... a game could have story, funny banter, and no affection grind, I didn't have to stand with a fish at 5'o'clock in front of the bathroom. I could develop relationships with actual people( sure digital but still better than those no-life roommates)
Actions have consequences and all content is optional... what not to love... It's perfection.
That's as much as you need to know about the game.
Notty is just an innocent smuttress reveling us glimpses of the future. There's nothing shady in what she does... just a gal making the game of our dreams and having a soft spot for Jaffa Cakes...
But that's just my version of how the events went. Try asking those fanboys over there.