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*sings a song to keep her amused as she spot renders Chadwick's hair repeatedly*
*to the tune of "Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz"*
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a GTX 1070ti card;
My competitors all have one, and I try so hard!
I've only 2 gig, for a style that's avant-garde;
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a GTX 1070ti card.
The things I could do with the right IT kit;
I know how to compose, and make proper tits.
Delights I could make, if from Patreon I'm not barred;
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a GTX 1070ti card.
I know how to plot, and make my girls so real;
The guys who are playing, will get hit in the feels.
The choices they make, could well leave their hearts scarred;
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a GTX 1070ti card.
*has perhaps had too much coffee*