Whoa-whoa-whoa. Stop it. Huh...where should I begin?
I'm not hostile, just trying to "cover" myself, because you always find some minor detail in my description of a problem, so you can pick a quarrel about it.
And now, you PROVE THIS.
I can't belive, you actually searched for those lines in game, just to prove me wrong...."Haha, got you, because what you wrote is not EXACTLY IN THE GAME haha, you can't read, why don't you just watch some porn instead."
So yes, I MUST defend myself in my every line, because I already know what you will criticise in my argument.
Again, you proved this....
You trying to make my argument meaningless, when you trying to find some minor detail, like that I have not quoted the lines perfectly.
Yes, I admit it, yes, I've not quoted the lines perfectly.Please, can we move on? I just wanted to show you with examples that the "multiple protagonist perspective" is exists in the game.You can deny it, at this point I don't care anymore.
You are so obsessed with this game, now I think you are the developer himself with fake account trying to defend the undefendable...you guys even registered almost at the same time....I'm just joking, chill down dude! Or am I?
I'm saying again, I'm not mad anymore because in the meantime I found a game what put my mind at ease, thank God.
Now I know you really-really hate me, but I would like to challange you. I know you won't dare, but anyway, it's already fun to share with you and I laughed a lot when I wrote this. xD
The dev(or you, haha) got a smell in the air that incest is a really popular genre nowadays, and while it was never intended to be in the game, it will maybe brings more patrons so let's force into it. (with a patch ofc or just use the "step" word, I know, I know patreon don't allow incest concent, please let me finish)
So imagine a scene when from the nowhere, the game introduce to you a situation when you wake up in a morning, and you see there is a young woman who got stuck into the washing machine with her head. The game narrate to this way:
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She is your stepsister. You don't remember her, because you got a lobotomy when you were just 6 years old....*dramatic instagram filters flickering on the renders* "That's why your paranets always fights with each other....Oh stepsis, If I would hear from you earlier....you must be lonely....like Alex...and like Charlie...and like Rachel...and like every other character because when I think about drama, only lonliness and abusive parents comes in my mind...."
*bang here comes Jackie!*
ooooo baby girl, you look like stuck in this washing machine....Little did she know I blackmailed the washing machine factory owner into making machines where you can stuck easily with your head....you know, I'm a ditry cop, and that is what dirty cops do....I'm such a gansgter!*turns to MC*you don't have to thank me darling, or maybe you can pay back to me if you let me lick your face, then I give you a prostate massage....
*angry stepsis noises *
What is is honey? already giving me nicknames, honeybabe?let's stick a thermometer in your mouth without any context! see you tomorrow, MC!
Option 1. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO? (Stepsis Corruption+1 Stepsis Braincancer +1)
Option 2. "I can't do this...she is my lost stepsis...she has such a nice ass though..... (Stepsis Corruption +1, whatever, she will let you fuck her anyway, did I mention, if you are not support me on patreon, you are not a human being? No? Then I remind you if ingame ads were not enough obvious!)
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Now the challange is (honestly, that was reaaaaaally fun xD):
Pleaseee, try to defend what I have written, say things like when you were defending the real game, expressions phrases like " In my opinion, it's a neat way of doing it and it allows you to custom tailor it to your liking while seeing both sides of the coin as it progresses and you flesh it out. "
I know you wont, but I enjoyed this little parody! Maybe make a game myself...?
