- Jul 30, 2017
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I ripped the CG's for this game. The mom is so hot, that I'm going to try this game again, and try to learn how to fucking play it.
My god man. I'm going over the tutorial. This is the most technically demanding porn game I've ever seen. Jesus. Even reading it slowly, nothing makes sense. I'm gonna treat it like a job though, so I will figure it out, but it's gonna be boring, annoying, and highly tedious, but the scenes with Diane seem very good, so I'm going to force myself to go through what is probably one of the most complicated porn game designs ever created in the history of f95zone.
EDIT: OKay, if you're making a game this complicated, you have to introduce each mechanic SLOWLY. You can't bombard the end user with a 100 page manual. The game should slowly teach you the mechanics and unlock each mechanic VERY slowly.
EDIT: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. FUCKING KILL ME NOW
"The Left (A) Tag must be multiplied exponentially with the right inner most tag, but the one with the green, blue and yellow color, yea they need to be combined at the MC's computer, but you'll need to identify four quantifiers first, and those can be easily read with his special glasses. From there, you'll have to organize the colors. Now see how it's been blurred and normalized into a single color. And that's how you have sex with Diane."
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NOOOO. WHAT THE FUCK?
DUDE.... WTF?
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HURRAY!! I UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!!
So there's an actual GAME HERE. That's cool, but I have no idea how to fucking play it. This is all jibberish to me.
IS THIS A REQUIREMENT? DO WE TRULY HAVE TO ALWAYS TALK ABOUT STUFF THEY LIKE? CAN WE PLAY AS SOMEONE WHO CONSTANTLY UPSETS THEM, AND WE'RE A CONSTANT JERK, THEN ALSO HAVE SEX EVENTUALLY?
DUDE....
GOD DAMN IT.
My god man. I'm going over the tutorial. This is the most technically demanding porn game I've ever seen. Jesus. Even reading it slowly, nothing makes sense. I'm gonna treat it like a job though, so I will figure it out, but it's gonna be boring, annoying, and highly tedious, but the scenes with Diane seem very good, so I'm going to force myself to go through what is probably one of the most complicated porn game designs ever created in the history of f95zone.
EDIT: OKay, if you're making a game this complicated, you have to introduce each mechanic SLOWLY. You can't bombard the end user with a 100 page manual. The game should slowly teach you the mechanics and unlock each mechanic VERY slowly.
EDIT: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. FUCKING KILL ME NOW
"The Left (A) Tag must be multiplied exponentially with the right inner most tag, but the one with the green, blue and yellow color, yea they need to be combined at the MC's computer, but you'll need to identify four quantifiers first, and those can be easily read with his special glasses. From there, you'll have to organize the colors. Now see how it's been blurred and normalized into a single color. And that's how you have sex with Diane."
_____
NOOOO. WHAT THE FUCK?
DUDE.... WTF?
____
HURRAY!! I UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!!
So there's an actual GAME HERE. That's cool, but I have no idea how to fucking play it. This is all jibberish to me.
IS THIS A REQUIREMENT? DO WE TRULY HAVE TO ALWAYS TALK ABOUT STUFF THEY LIKE? CAN WE PLAY AS SOMEONE WHO CONSTANTLY UPSETS THEM, AND WE'RE A CONSTANT JERK, THEN ALSO HAVE SEX EVENTUALLY?
DUDE....
GOD DAMN IT.
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