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Wills747

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My compressed unofficial Android port of Midlife Crisis v0.33 with thanks for the demos
Courteous Mod + Walk through and the incest patch
Usual gestures, save name/delete, seethru textbox, resizeable game and dialogue text.
Scrollable textbox - no more text off the bottom of your screen
Alternative persistent saves/log location
Grant storage permissions on first run!
Mega
Updated my Android port to 0.33
 

HornyyPussy

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Come on, Nef may say that, Nef may even believe that but you and I both know those individual routes will never happen. The amount of work required to separate the various routes, given that every possible combination of girls has a fan who demands to be catered to, means that, currently, it'd 3 or 4 times the work to do that and, given the game seems to be entirely open ended, that growth will be exponential

With that in mind, the semi-kinetic novel approach we're currently seeing, where girls can be removed from the harem at the cost of future, apparently scenes, is the only way to go

Deep down Nef knows it too
Fair enough :)
 
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c3p0

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Yes, do any possible activity other than play Midlife Crisis :KEK:
You know, you stolen my line? I will go straight to your customer support and complain.:p

But overall, he has three options:
  1. Don't play it, as lemonfreak already pointed out
  2. Wait until Nefs add the no Sandra route (between soon and never)
  3. Mod/edit the game and remove Sandra from your game
 
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Mommysbuttslut

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Doesn't the Sandra hate path from the beginning lock you out of most of her sex content and leave the rest optional? I mean I'll never look into it myself but it seems like that's the point of it.
 

redghost14

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Doesn't the Sandra hate path from the beginning lock you out of most of her sex content and leave the rest optional? I mean I'll never look into it myself but it seems like that's the point of it.
No, she's tied to many other girls like Justine and Jessica. I think you even have to have sex with her on the family vacation or something. The "hate" path only barely changes anything at the beginning and is completely undone/irrelevant in current update.
 

HentaiKami

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Personally Sandra is one of the better characters in this game, her corruption arc is brilliant. I get the feeling that she does not just get excited about MC fucking other women, but i bet by the end she is actively pushing for him to impregnate them :love:
 

RandyTyr

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Is there a way to not have any sexy stuff with Sandra ? I hate this character ><
How far in are you? Many of us weren't particularly fond of Sandra at first, but found that keeping an open mind (and playing the "love"-route for her, definitely do that!) made us really enjoy her content eventually. The threesome with Hailey was the turning point for me.
 

Lightaces

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Personally Sandra is one of the better characters in this game, her corruption arc is brilliant. I get the feeling that she does not just get excited about MC fucking other women, but i bet by the end she is actively pushing for him to impregnate them :love:
I mean, she kinda already does - certainly, she has encouraged him to cum inside, which is the same thing.
 
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MrKoala

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My compressed unofficial Android port of Midlife Crisis v0.33 with thanks for the demos
Courteous Mod + Walk through and the incest patch
Usual gestures, save name/delete, seethru textbox, resizeable game and dialogue text.
Scrollable textbox - no more text off the bottom of your screen
Alternative persistent saves/log location
Grant storage permissions on first run!
Mega
For some reason I can't install your app. I've successfully installed and played other games from this site, I don't know why yours doesn't work.
 

Wills747

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For some reason I can't install your app. I've successfully installed and played other games from this site, I don't know why yours doesn't work.
Could be a number of reasons, remaining space, fragments left over from another app of the same name or another app of the same name installed. (Signature conflict) I also don't support less than Android 5.
The other one I've been hearing lately is antivirus false positives, most likely to do with permissions around Alternative Saves. (You won't lose saves if you uninstall between updates)
 
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Porthas

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So let me get this straight. This is a midlifce crisis where you DON'T drop the dumpy old wife for the new hotness? Is it even a midlife crisis then?

This game would have been better if you could dump the ugly fat old wife in for the new hotness. As soon as she barked at me to get out of my own kitchen I'd have kicked her can to the curb.

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oaiki

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This game would have been better if you could dump the ugly fat old wife
And add the divorce proceedings, alimony, etc. on top of the MLC? I think he boxed clever, get his missus involved, keep his business, keep his bank account, keep his "new hotness", grow a tribe and continue to sing whenever the whim takes him ...
 

Cartageno

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So let me get this straight. This is a midlifce crisis where you DON'T drop the dumpy old wife for the new hotness? Is it even a midlife crisis then?
Plain and simple: yes, it is. Multiple ways in which you can experiences, different consequences come.

And having Sandra around makes this story so much better. Nothing like a bit of corruption due to that new hotness.
 
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