Sup losers?!
Hey yo the pizza here!
Syke!
It’s me, ScaMiro.
What up?!
You guessed it, text update time ya nerds.
Lemme start by quoting myself:
“Shorter update this week, but things are moving along nicely. We’re currently prepping a before & after post to show off the dick rigging fix…”
Not only am I the best 3dx artist BY FAR, I’m also a high level comedian.
As if it matters whether the text updates are long or short XD.
They are just text!
If you’re boss pays you with a loaf of bread each month instead of money you don’t care about the size of the loaf, IT’S BREAD DUDE, IT DON’T MATTER!
You guys out here thinking you’re getting 8k a month while I’m just dropping loafs of bread on your domes.
Matter of fact, I’m getting those 8k dollaris from you LUL.
Damn, you guys trippin (insert R. Westbrook meme)… XD
But hey don’t worry, the “dick rigging fix” is on it’s way, I’m sure you’re all eagerly awaiting it XDDD.
I’m being told that we’re apparently working on 4 animations and that they’re “moving along”, the riggers are also making “great progress”.
No idea what those guys are talking about tbh, I didn’t do shit!
That being said, it seems like we got some epic content coming your way real soon (trust me
).
Another quote:
“Blender Animation AA03 -- The next animation, that is far enough along for us to mention, is a solo scene with *checks notes* Clarice. We received the first draft of this animation today and Miro is in the process of compiling feedback for it.”
No idea what I was talking about here, I must have been drunk or high (420 blaze it bois).
If there’s one thing I can actually assure you, it is that I do NOT make any notes.
Notes are for those hard working loser 3dx artists out there!
Besides that, who’s this “Clarice” anyways?!
Talking about “animations being far enough along for us to mention”, remember this “Cypunk 1000 Patreons Vaginal Sex Animation”?
Yeah, me neither!
The last time we mentioned that was on July 21st XD.
I think I said: “Miro will be sending CyPunk for final render shortly.
Shortly my DICK!... hahaha I fooled your asses again, damn I can’t believe it works every time!
The “Flying High” set nobody cares about since it’s still made in daz3d, hence ugly AF is coming along nicely though
.
We’re currently working on part 8, 9 and 10 and are going to release part 8, “As soon as it’s ready”.
Who would have though?! XD
To the ones who’re asking themselves why we’re even bothering with this or why we’re “working” on pare 9 and 10 while part 8 isn’t even done, don’t be askin me… I don’t know either, I’m just here taking you’re guys money! That’s literally all I do...
The “Seed of Rebirth” animation is also being worked on, bla bla bla bla bla… I can’t be bothered guys, just insert some random excuses I gotta spend you’re guys money…
“That’s about it for the updates. Before we sign off, let us know if you’re interested in seeing character walk cycle or dance routine animations.”
Don’t worry, you don’t actually need to let us know about that…
No matter what you guys think of it we’re gonna post it anyways!
It’s incredibly easy to do, basically takes 0 effort and is something most of you guys don’t care about / aren’t subscribed for.
Thus it makes perfect sense for us to post it
.
Damn, that was a lot of work.
I think I’m going to take a few weeks off now…
Coming up with fictional stories of things my “team” and I are currently “working” on isn’t as easy as you guys think… it’s though out here!
Yeah, that’s it for the update.
Do me a favor and fuck off! (keep paying me though!)
Cheerio LOSERS
ScaMiro
