Welcome to the Daddies Club.
We'll wait for you until they go to College. Until you turn their room into you and your wife sex room. Remember to put a mini fridge there, you'll thank me later. (Mine went to College in town, never left, don't want to leave, ah well...)
Congrats to you and to a very happy Mrs. Snakeplisskin that is now free from that burden that you told us she was having a lot of trouble to bear with. Now it's your turn mate, give her a few nights rest. Happy diaper changes.
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(My personal record was: at 4 A.M. one kid completely pooped, had to give him a bath, change diaper, dress him up and give him a bottle that I had to make with him half asleep in my arms. Total time 12 minutes, the kid never completely awoke, not even in the bath).
Norah and Erika and the other pregnant girls will be reaching out soon to learn from you.
Peace