Lucy Robson and her tearful story (Introduction)
Ladies and gentlemen!
Now you will hear a tragic and instructive story about a Beggar, who loved ...... yes, he loved money.
Tell me!
Since the birth of a Beggar
He was a good boy,
(Well done ...)
Beggar had a hobby -
He loved money,
(Good boy ...)
Loved and accumulated.
(What happened next?)
...
Perhaps you will ask: What the fuck is chunkas? What are you even talking about, bro? If this guy loved money so much, how did he become a Beggar in the first place???
Well, well, well. Hold your horses, my dear friends. Maybe I'll explain it at the end of this tragic and instructive story. Now I want to talk a little bit about
Lucy - this wonderful mommy of our game. So, let's go. And how do we meet her in the game, how do we even know about her existence? Hmmm... Here's how it used to be in the original version of the game: the sharp-witted nymphomaniac Maria decided to use a lustful gnome (hmmm... I meant MC) in order to get ahead of his more successful work colleague - Lucy Robson in their joint scientific research.
A little digression: Come on, bro. Here you are all whining like an old grandfather: in the original game, earlier, etc. Let bygones be bygones, and we advanced and modern see our divine mommy in the future like this:
(a grin): Well, maybe, maybe.
To be continued...