Oh no! Not a months-long wait! Definitely, after just a few months, all his fans would lose their trust in his exemplary work ethic and stunning charisma. Best delay this update for a few more weeks months years decades, then.
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I mean the game has been 'done' for awhile. It's literally been years since I played it. I can't even recall the character's names but it was originally just going to be the sister or Melissa.
The current update everyone has been waiting on is just for a side character and her mother. After that there is only a vague 'old friend' type of character, the caretaker/mother, and a redhead left. The last isn't very interesting so not sure what more can be done with the game.
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Yeah no idea, plan to revisit if it is ever updated.
I think the sister's name was Nina? Speaking of didn't this game used to have a patch? The preview images are still saved as such.
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bro yall are hilarious under this thread, if hes actually used that many excuses dude is one of the biggest trolls ever lmao
Man, this creator is so hilariously shameless I can't help but keep checking his patreon and read the monthly posts with his shameless excuses. It's like watching a clown, hilarious.
And what's even funnier is that he doesn't even seem to realise how idiotic he's being.
And what's even funnier is that he doesn't even seem to realise how idiotic he's being.
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I had to take a step back even though I was a regular shitposter here.
He started genuinely pissing me off with his excuses because he started blaming his work on the engine for this lagging behind when he's been saying for years now this is nearly finished.
He talks so much shit I can't tell his head from his arse.
He started genuinely pissing me off with his excuses because he started blaming his work on the engine for this lagging behind when he's been saying for years now this is nearly finished.
He talks so much shit I can't tell his head from his arse.
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You know, with the amount of bullshit he spouts, he'd make a fortune selling all that to farmers all over the world.
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Probably why he does it, he'll never be able to make money releasing 1 update a decade.
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One more update you guys and gals... Just one more... Alice is cumming soon... right next to Zack Snyder returning to DC.
- Aug 22, 2018
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What I find far more amusing than the excuses is the fact he has likes on his excuse posts.
He's been spouting shit about this update since 2019 .... 4 damn years of lies and bullshit. 4 years of excuse after excuse after excuse.
4 years and still his mindless minions are there "yay, we hear you master and we likes it"..... I know i've admitted on these forums I like a bit of light BDSM but being whipped for 4 years is a bit much yet they love it.
It's like someone took that gimp scene from Pulp Fiction and turned it up to 11.
Stencilbits - I'm making another update for thedrooling halfwits loveable Patrons. I need some likes to show I still have support.
"I'LL LIKE YOUR POSTS, JUST LET ME LICK BETWEEN YOUR TOES!"
He's been spouting shit about this update since 2019 .... 4 damn years of lies and bullshit. 4 years of excuse after excuse after excuse.
4 years and still his mindless minions are there "yay, we hear you master and we likes it"..... I know i've admitted on these forums I like a bit of light BDSM but being whipped for 4 years is a bit much yet they love it.
It's like someone took that gimp scene from Pulp Fiction and turned it up to 11.
Stencilbits - I'm making another update for the
"I'LL LIKE YOUR POSTS, JUST LET ME LICK BETWEEN YOUR TOES!"
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It's time for a Stencilbits fake update: flatus aureo edition
The usual, Alice Route, almost ready, Godot Engine was a distraction, Android users will have to wait a bit longer, Steam can be wishy-washy with porn games, I might use video to male the game feel bigger, but that's a copy and paste of everything tthat has been said over 9000 times. So here comes the next episode of StencilBits Bizarre Excuses: Golden Fart:
So, I was in Italy and ended up becoming part of a Mafia Family and began following some zipper obsessed dude with Dora the Explorer's hairdo and a bunch of freaks. Like the gunman who can't count to four, the weird adhd kid who everyone thinks is dumb, the dude who is a coward, and the tape recorder dude. We met a Wheelchaired Frenchman who became a turtle or something. I don't remember much since I was a background character in my own show. Oh yeah. The zipper dude was dead most of the time and we didn't noticed until I mary sued the shit out of everything... I think I might be going to jail next. This might throw a wrench on the tentative Augist release...
The usual, Alice Route, almost ready, Godot Engine was a distraction, Android users will have to wait a bit longer, Steam can be wishy-washy with porn games, I might use video to male the game feel bigger, but that's a copy and paste of everything tthat has been said over 9000 times. So here comes the next episode of StencilBits Bizarre Excuses: Golden Fart:
So, I was in Italy and ended up becoming part of a Mafia Family and began following some zipper obsessed dude with Dora the Explorer's hairdo and a bunch of freaks. Like the gunman who can't count to four, the weird adhd kid who everyone thinks is dumb, the dude who is a coward, and the tape recorder dude. We met a Wheelchaired Frenchman who became a turtle or something. I don't remember much since I was a background character in my own show. Oh yeah. The zipper dude was dead most of the time and we didn't noticed until I mary sued the shit out of everything... I think I might be going to jail next. This might throw a wrench on the tentative Augist release...
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Monthly Update: Beach Vacation Edition
Another month, another monthly update! The summer is slowly passing us by, but my summer vacation is just about to begin. I often try to keep my vacation at least partly after or before most other people. This way, you can usually take it easy at work because most clients are on vacation too. Of course, how it actually works depends on your country, work and social life, so it's not for everyone. Free life pro-tip right there.
Now, back to the topic. Pretty much everything has been said in previous updates, Offcuts 0.4 is basically done, now I'm just waiting for a good opportunity to jump back in action. Like in previous years, using my summer vacation has always been a good chance to speed things up and hopefully, it will help things this year too. I expect to share some good news after I return back to work. Some good news are already guaranteed because they already happened, but let's see if I can add some more positive stuff for our next update!
And as always, I'm not going to take any Patreon payments until 0.4 is out (I'll temporarily suspend my Patreon at the end of each month until then).
The rest of the post is mostly copied from my previous updates for those who are new or want to be reminded of what will be coming next. See you in the next post, thanks for your support and patience!
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So, TL;DR:
* Next release 0.4 will have Alice's full storyline.
* Some new tech in 0.4: interactive 3D and pre-rendered movies, at least a few of each. When I get the pipeline (and my skills) working smoothly, next releases should have more.
* After 0.4 I will try out a bit faster release schedule with partial updates instead of releasing large, complete routes that take ages to finish. We'll see how it goes.
* Steam release at some point after 0.4 is out. Steam has been pretty random with adult games, so who knows what can happen.
In other words another month of nothing. Stencilbit's chronic procrastination is almost as bad my own.
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Stencils motto for life.
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" using my summer vacation has always been a good chance to speed things up"
Speed what up the lies?
Speed what up the lies?
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"I expect to share some good news after I return back to work."
Been down that road before. The good news is that once he gets back to work, he'll be too busy to release the game.
Been down that road before. The good news is that once he gets back to work, he'll be too busy to release the game.
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Ah, my favourite thread never disappoints.
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Thank goodness Summer vacation speeds things up for him. Imagine if they slowed things down.
Schrodinger's cat has a new challenger.