- Aug 16, 2019
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March fake update: Jesus got nailed so Alice wouldn't.
(Picture of Alice carrying a cross with Jesus facepalming)
It's that time again where I remind people that I haven't done Jack Shit to this game. I've been going blind while claiming to be doing one final proooooooofreading pass before I finally publish Offcuts 0.4... but to be honest, wow that would be a first! I'm honestly not feeling it. I used honest twice, now thrice in a row, so that must mean I'm speaking the truth. So, with this being Easter Weekend, a solemn time for those of christian faiths, I will leave you with this message:
The update is coming, but not as fast as I'd like to because reasons I cannot explain, but truly believe in me when I say: "It will come our one day." What day is that, I dunno. Everything else is the standard tl;dr copy paste lies I've already said for thw past 10,000 years. Alice is coming. Videos are a maybe. Steam has been flip-flopping with Adult stuff, so I'm not sure whether that's a route I'll take. At least I'm not stealing your patreon money amirite... do i get paid retroactively? Because if I do, Holy Fuck I'm gonna be Jeff Bezos rich! In anny case Happy Easter and remember, Jesus is watching you masturbating to cartoon characters and he is dissappoint.
(Picture of Alice carrying a cross with Jesus facepalming)
It's that time again where I remind people that I haven't done Jack Shit to this game. I've been going blind while claiming to be doing one final proooooooofreading pass before I finally publish Offcuts 0.4... but to be honest, wow that would be a first! I'm honestly not feeling it. I used honest twice, now thrice in a row, so that must mean I'm speaking the truth. So, with this being Easter Weekend, a solemn time for those of christian faiths, I will leave you with this message:
The update is coming, but not as fast as I'd like to because reasons I cannot explain, but truly believe in me when I say: "It will come our one day." What day is that, I dunno. Everything else is the standard tl;dr copy paste lies I've already said for thw past 10,000 years. Alice is coming. Videos are a maybe. Steam has been flip-flopping with Adult stuff, so I'm not sure whether that's a route I'll take. At least I'm not stealing your patreon money amirite... do i get paid retroactively? Because if I do, Holy Fuck I'm gonna be Jeff Bezos rich! In anny case Happy Easter and remember, Jesus is watching you masturbating to cartoon characters and he is dissappoint.