Canadian Bacon, Pineapple, Jalapenos...end of story and end of my colon but yea
Bacon and jalepenos are fine. And if jalepenos hurt you, bless your heart!
The acid in pineapple and mozzarella cheese just don't work for me. I'll be happy to grill you some pineapple to go with your pig or to have on the side - it just breaks down into the pizza wrong for me and taints the experience of pizza
(no, not that kind of taint, but if done as poorly as some do it, it does taste like ass).
My preferred toppings generally had a mother and a face, though I do enjoy mushrooms (unlike pineapple, they are a traditional topping in the bakeries of Italy
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), and I won't turn down a pizza with spinach, artichoke or eggplant, either - they also get used in Italy and make a damn fine pie for those of my friends that stay away from meat. And if you do put on something like bell pepper, it better have been grilled, not green and not raw - raw green bellpepper on a pizza is another absolute disaster - tastes like you're grazing in the front yard.
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