"Hi, we're here to talk to you about your son." "What's that? Oh our school is so well off that our work uniforms are tuxedos. Yes, we are luxuriously well to do, that's why we can offer your son a free ride and guarantee him an incredible starting salary when he is done."
"That's right lots of money."
"You seem like the type who'll do anything for money. Plus, we heard you have a thing for guys your son's age who wear nice clothes. There's no way we're old enough to be recruiters, but your to dumb to realize that. So spread your legs and lets give your son a little brother!"