Now I never post on this site and I know I'm clearly not the target audience for this game, but this has got to be some of the (unintentionally?) funniest shit I've ever read so I feel like I have to comment on it.
How does a romance quest/option or whatever fit into a game where said "romantic interests" regularly fuck everything with a dick in the galaxy, whether the player wants to or not? Like what the actual fuck; is the player character gonna ask the doctor out for a romantic dinner after he walks in on her getting spitroasted by Jabba the Hutt and some dogalien?
Or how about watching a movie and then some missionary afterwards with the robot chick before she goes off to get gangbanged by a spacelizard and a tentaclemonster?