Mr. Weeaboo

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Playing through 20+ hours of cringy ass dialogues, annoying space missions and boring tactic fights to see one scene that kinda connects to the story. Riiiiight :KEK:
In another game, we called that Mass Effect.

I’m sure everyone would love if every scene had context, buildup and was 5 minutes long each. If they did though, this would still be in development, and undoubtedly people would be complaining about them milking the product (not that people didn’t already do that with its dev time anyway).

You can easily label pandora as all the fun stuff they got up in the time in-between the story missions. The story mentions weeks alone just for Killi’s recruitment quest, so much time goes by during the main storyline.
 
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In another game, we called that Mass Effect.

I’m sure everyone would love if every scene had context, buildup and was 5 minutes long each. If they did though, this would still be in development, and undoubtedly people would be complaining about them milking the product (not that people didn’t already do that with its dev time anyway).

You can easily label pandora as all the fun stuff they got up in the time in-between the story missions. The story mentions weeks alone just for Killi’s recruitment quest, so much time goes by during the main storyline.
yeah.. like people should be able to use their imagination abit
 

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Playing through 20+ hours of cringy ass dialogues, annoying space missions and boring tactic fights to see one scene that kinda connects to the story. Riiiiight :KEK:
It happens when you have shallow turn based combat and space battles and repeat them over and over hundreds of times.
 
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Mr. Weeaboo

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they shoulda made a game ab their harley quinn dog video instead, this was ass n the scenes sucked. cand even pan to see the parts i wanted to see like wtf
Make a taboo title about a popular licensed character and put that on steam and GOG…

I don’t think you’d stay on there very long, or even get approval in the first place.

Remember that since they were off Patreon, this was their sole way to make money. They were not going to make anything too risky that could get them removed.

So no dark rape-y story, no Besti, no shota/loli (they’d have never done that, but the latter two was what they were told by steam would get the game kicked off)
 
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@Mr.Weeaboo @Mr. Weeaboo I tried to open the localization and text .pak files of the game but they are protected by an encrypted AES key which prevents me from consulting them. Do you have any idea how to unlock them? I am not an expert on the subject, I am simply trying to access them to attempt a French translation of the interface and the dialogue texts of all the characters in the game.
 

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new to the game, how do i clear anomalies? when i come close to them and left click on them when scanned i just get basic popup saying what they are and that they are incomplete. I might of missed that on tutorial xD
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When you're near a planet, left click with mouse to enter on the planet, if there a anomalies, you can clear it with combat on ground or in space
 

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Out of curiosity, is this the same game (version) as on Steam? Anyway, I’ve just downloaded this from here (actually from AkiraBox). It’s a huge file that requires resources and proper hardware, which I luckily have.

This looks nice at first glance. I’ve been waiting for a real sci-fi game with porn content, and it seems I finally found one. :p
 
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They made it clear during funding and development that this wasn't going to be like the usual adult games that are just a bunch of text, some bridging choices and good/bad endings, or some basic match-3 game. They wanted to make a full-on game title with adult content. If no one 'gave a fuck' then I don't see how they went and raised over 2 million pounds to make it in the first place :)
LMAO, yet that is EXACTLY what they made. I hope the irony isn't lost on you.
 

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Yes, but I’d wager there were a number of reasons for that. They couldn’t mention or link to it in the anniversary video, only those on the discord would’ve been alerted to it. Not could they post it on twitter either as linking to outside sites tends to get an account shadowbanned.

Sharing links on the internet is so much more buried now because of these stupid algorithms they have running the sites nowadays. Kickstarter was easier as you could easily promote it back then.
Its because, if they couldn't make an actual game with 2 million dollars, why tf would we give them any more money. A glorified visual novel with a gif gallery viewer and bunch of miniclip minigames aint it. Stop being a braindead glazer. This should have just been a movie. It would costs less then half of the amount their raised and would have been better for it. But the devs are a bunch of scam artists that made a bunch of money and disappeared giving us this hackjob slop with no direction.
 

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Mfrs glazing this game for VO when VO is literally the easiest part to make. All it requires is money and the talent does all the heavy lifting. And now with AI the necessity for talent goes way down.
In another game, we called that Mass Effect.

I’m sure everyone would love if every scene had context, buildup and was 5 minutes long each. If they did though, this would still be in development, and undoubtedly people would be complaining about them milking the product (not that people didn’t already do that with its dev time anyway).

You can easily label pandora as all the fun stuff they got up in the time in-between the story missions. The story mentions weeks alone just for Killi’s recruitment quest, so much time goes by during the main storyline.
The difference was Mass Effect was an actual fun game with good rpg elements, strong writing, and a interesting world. This? Not so much. And above all THE GAMEPLAY WAS FUN. There is nothing fun about FKN ASTEROIDS. This isn't the 80s.
 
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I. Mfrs glazing this game for VO when VO is literally the easiest part to make. All it requires is money and the talent does all the heavy lifting. And now with AI the necessity for talen


The difference was Mass Effect was an actual fun game with good rpg elements, strong writing, and a interesting world. This? Not so much. And above all THE GAMEPLAY WAS FUN. There is nothing fun about FKN ASTEROIDS. This isn't the 80s.
And you ceased to be relevant with AI mention, bye.
 
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