ItzSyther

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Poor sweet Cicero, Mother never returned the love you had for her. You were never meant to be the speaker, just the caretaker. The friendzoned bastard, the cuckold.

Brother Syther, if Cicero is your mascot, I have some questions about your relationship with Lady Shadow as I can draw parallels with the Night Mother. As you understand, this is a very weak platform to launch a waifu war from. You should tread carefully.
Cicero is an unsung hero and I plop him firmly into the dogclapper 5th mascot, right behind steve harvey, bob barker, Mr.Clean, and The homie Adolf Dripler.
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War is coming and as I showed long ago by tossing the first stone...it can be done again.
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Unfortunately I don't know who leads Ella's stompers anymore...I think the head of that faction is vacant now...they were like my primary target.
 

ItzSyther

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Hmm now that I think bout it more...who are the other faction heads?

Brother RonaldGrand6969 once simp'd out for Ella but turned over to the thickest aka Yandere Lisa

Ella's Stompers head position taken by brother Gtdead

Meanwhile brother DrakoGhoul is still ever loyal to mommy 4th

Of course you all know of my loyalties to Lady Shadow...heheh

Sixspawn Midspawn lovers still your thing necromater?

Mia's chestlickers...faction head unknown.

Claudia's Wholesome Jamboree (Destroyed)
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Emily Confidence Boosters...faction head unknown

NTR Liz Goons...they don't deserve a head...nah unknown heheh
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Corpsefuckers...while no one has proclaimed it ima just hand the title of head to Dipasimaan

Boring Amber Squad...faction head unknown

Who the fuck simps over Tiffany?
 
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necromater

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Poor sweet Cicero, Mother never returned the love you had for her. You were never meant to be the speaker, just the caretaker. The friendzoned bastard, the cuckold.

Brother Syther, if Cicero is your mascot, I have some questions about your relationship with Lady Shadow as I can draw parallels with the Night Mother. As you understand, this is a very weak platform to launch a waifu war from. You should tread carefully.
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That's so fucking mean
 

DrakoGhoul

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Speaking of corpse fucking and space sex, it reminded me of my desire to fuck Nico all throughout the universe and monster space.

How I imagine it working would be her making her 6 rings float around them like a Dyson sphere or like how she wrapped them around Alice's graviton but much larger. She pulls the MC inside of it and they fuck. Nico's power leaks causing her rings to change their position in space and since MC is a Level 3(or 4?) when the scene happens, she doesn't have to hold back. Their sex would literally be out of this world. For shits and giggles, have the MC's memory trait accidentally fuck with Nico's ring and have them teleport in front of Mommy.

Honestly, I think Nico sleeps between her rings and they teleport her around constantly or isolate her from space. So she can't be attacked while her guard is down. I also still think she has an abandoned M-33 Dimensional space somewhere as a backup in case shit goes left. Especially now that she's Level 5. She can probably take over an abandoned one. She's not hosting it herself but she can come and go as she pleases. If she doesn't have one currently, I feel she will after she kills Hex, since it's a S-Rank and it's dimension possibly can linger in existence until it's destroyed.
 

ItzSyther

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Speaking of corpse fucking and space sex, it reminded me of my desire to fuck Nico all throughout the universe and monster space.

How I imagine it working would be her making her 6 rings float around them like a Dyson sphere or like how she wrapped them around Alice's graviton but much larger. She pulls the MC inside of it and they fuck. Nico's power leaks causing her rings to change their position in space and since MC is a Level 3(or 4?) when the scene happens, she doesn't have to hold back. Their sex would literally be out of this world. For shits and giggles, have the MC's memory trait accidentally fuck with Nico's ring and have them teleport in front of Mommy.

Honestly, I think Nico sleeps between her rings and they teleport her around constantly or isolate her from space. So she can't be attacked while her guard is down. I also still think she has an abandoned M-33 Dimensional space somewhere as a backup in case shit goes left. Especially now that she's Level 5. She can probably take over an abandoned one. She's not hosting it herself but she can come and go as she pleases. If she doesn't have one currently, I feel she will after she kills Hex, since it's a S-Rank and it's dimension possibly can linger in existence until it's destroyed.
Shitttt brother just imagine how fucking nutty it'll be once MC has arb under his control....all the matter in the universe his for the taking and fucking...
 

DrakoGhoul

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With that out of the way. Imagine if child thing is born already and it's bullying the shit out of Cole and them. Only for the MC to come in Hex dimension and it runs off screaming daddy! You know how fucked up that would be? MC's whole stealth mission would be fucked because of it.

They'll lock eyes when MC gets on the stage to take the oath and get marked. Shit would instantly go left.
 

Eoin

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Fucking hell. Don't do that waifu bullshit in here again. Make a thread in off-topic for all that. All of ye know the rules, and if you don't, read them here.

140+ posts of nonsense.

The main perpetrators have been warned.

Make a thread in off-topic

Edit: Fuck it, I've done it for you. Post all off-topic shit & topics that belong in discord here
 
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Hey Folks,
Move to off-topic thread. This is last warning. Prepare for permanent ban from this thread if you ignore this post.​
 
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