The wife's old face reminds me of an old joke.
A man walks into a bar, takes a seat, then calls over the bartender and orders a shot of whiskey. The bartender brings it to him and the man quickly downs it, peeks into his shirt pocket, then orders another. After a half-hour of this, the bartender finally asks the man, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket after each shot?" The man replies, "I keep a picture of my wife in there. When she starts to look good, I know I've had enough and it's time to go home." XD