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How do you get too old to play Santa? Isn't that kind of in his job description?theres like 6 little girls like 5 - 8 that think i'm santa clause ,, asking me for some toys .... i said to them they need to be good all year not just before christmas .. and 3 of them said . but we have .. and this like 5 year old said see he is santa .. he knows you guys haven't been good .... my wife and i laughed like mad ..... said this was my last year as santa cause i'm getting to old to be santa anymore .... its someone else's turn to be santa this year
So pointless to ask you for a Real Life Jamie this year? Cuz I've been good this year. Well, semi-good. Goodish.
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my wife and i had to tell them something or they wouldn't have left us alone .. so we told them i had been santa for over 100 years and it was time for me to retire and a younger person to become santa .. funny it actually worked ....
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Am I weird for singing Duck Tits! WHOOHOO! to the tune of Duck Tales?
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Well if you're still looking for a replacement, my beard has more than 50 shades of grey (and counting), don't have the paunch yet though, working on it.my wife and i had to tell them something or they wouldn't have left us alone .. so we told them i had been santa for over 100 years and it was time for me to retire and a younger person to become santa .. funny it actually worked ....
- Apr 19, 2020
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26th. Less than a week from now. Buy tissues and hand lotion now and skip the queue. Also, hand LOTION, not hand sanitizer. Do NOT ever confuse the two.
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Definitely going to replay this game from start to finish when the update comes out. It's been a while and I've kinda forgotten most of what happens and who the characters are, but I also think it's just well worth the replay. I've been missing my dear, sweet Shauna so much.
(Cock and all )
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- Feb 17, 2019
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My Dad was the de facto santa of my town for about 30 years before an old back injury made it nearly impossible for him to perform his duties anymore. He had the whole package real beard with natural white hair custom tialor suit even had a sleigh he built himself the whole 9. I hated going out in public with him during the holidays kids would flip out that santa was slumming in in some backwater grocery store and because I'm only 4 and half feet tall they would flip out seeing me thinking I was a fucking elf. I took it in stride when I was younger but during my angsty teen years I got so fed up with it I would occasionally sidle up to them and whisper "That's right kid I'm an elf my name is Cannibilly and I eat the children who get their names on the naughty list"my wife and i had to tell them something or they wouldn't have left us alone .. so we told them i had been santa for over 100 years and it was time for me to retire and a younger person to become santa .. funny it actually worked ....
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I would agree that most of the spoiler changes the way the game is. The change log is different, it give you the general information that been modified/update that is all it needed. I do not mind some minor screenshots.
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It's classic British repression, we can't ever say how we feel so we take the piss instead
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Unfortunately he uis...dragging us snobs down with him
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Thankfully i'm not a snob .... I'm a Geordie ... i think that's worse though, maybe ....Unfortunately he uis...dragging us snobs down with him
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I don't pay too much attention to spelling usually. Not many people wiring Aluminium as Aluminum here.
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